Dua Lipa releases Revolutionary Jerk Off Instruction as Duolingo Owl Dead, Killed by Cybertruck, company says

Duolingo owl dead, killed by Cybertruck, company says

In what some are calling a “master class” in killing off a company mascot, language-learning app Duolingo announced Tuesday that its trademark mascot, “Duo,” aka “The Duolingo Owl,” is dead. In a post on X the company explained that “authorities are currently investigating the cause of death and we are cooperating fully.”

“Tbh, he probably died waiting for you to do your lesson, but what do we know,” the post continued.

Duolingo said that they were aware Duo had “many enemies.”

“But we kindly ask that you refrain from sharing why you hate him in the comments,” the company said. “If you feel inclined to share, please include your credit card number so we can automatically sign your up for Duolingo Max in his memory.”

“We appreciate you respecting Dua Lipa’s privacy at this time,” the post continued.

“Til’ death duo part,” the pop star posted in response to the statement.

@metrouk In a sad update, @duolingo has revealed the cause of death of their mascot, Duo, showing on TikTok that the owl died in a car accident. They said in a statement: ‘We can confirm the statements in our recent social posts are true.’ ‘There is an ongoing investigation that we cannot comment on extensively at this time.’ We took all those language lesson reminders for granted. #fyp #duolingo #breakingnews #language ♬ Very Sad – Enchan

What does Dua Lipa have to do with Duo?

According to CNN, Duo being in love with Dua Lipa was part of the app’s brand lore.

“We’re just as shocked (and honored) as anyone that she’s acknowledged his tragic fate,” a Duolingo rep told CNN.

How did Duolingo die?

In a follow-up post Wednesday, Duolingo shared how Duo met his tragic fate. In a video posted to X, the company showed the owl being struck by a Tesla Cybertruck and floating up into the clouds.

“Reward for whoever can identify the driver,” the company posted. “Please post any leads on Twitter.”

As a result,

Dua Lipa Revolutionary Jerk Off Instruction Single Released

Singer Dua Lipa appears to have just revolutionized pop music with the release of her first jerk off instruction (JOI) single…

Of course the Zionist controlled music industry has been trending this direction for decades since it has little to do with music, and is almost entirely focused on the selling of sex to the hopelessly depraved heathen masses.

Dua Lipa understands this better than most, as she has been whoring herself for years now while amassing numerous #1 hits…

So it is certainly fitting that Dua would take pop music to this next level of degeneracy by releasing a track in which she gives jerk off instructions while talking dirty. In the future this will no doubt be what all infidel pop music becomes, as the Western world continues its acceleration into the bottomless pit of baseness.

TRASHY | SCANDALOUS

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