Disha Patani: Fu Manchu is the smartest monkey ever live on earth!

An orangutan named Fu Manchu figured out how to escape his enclosure at a zoo by picking the lock on a door. He did it repeatedly for weeks as zoo staff was stumped about how and tried every measure to prevent it only to finally catch Fu Manchu in the act using a piece of wire he kept hidden.

The Incredible Intelligence of Orangutans

Some zoo animals have demonstrated quite the knack as escape artists. Among the legendary escape stunts, Fu Manchu the orangutan might take the cake.

During his stay at the Omaha Zoo in the mid 1960s, Fu Manchu’s keepers would frequently find him outside of his enclosures when they arrived for work the next day. Even after many attempts at double-checking and securing the locks, Fu Manchu and his family were still found in the trees outside of his exhibit areas.

Only after surveillance cameras were installed did zookeepers realize the cunning intelligence possessed by this orangutan. As it turned out, Fu Manchu surreptitiously stole a wire from a doorframe, which he hid underneath his chin to then pick the locks at the gate at night. “Fu Manchu pulled the door back from its frame. Taking a piece of wire from his cheek, he then tripped the latch, much the way a thief might slip a credit card between a door and its frame,” wrote Eugene Linden, author of “The Parrot’s Lament, and Other True Tales of Animal Intrigue, Intelligence and Ingenuity.”

Fu Manchu’s antics earned him an honorary membership in the American Association of Locksmiths – making him quite possibly the only animal to have this distinction. Yet, he’s not the only orangutan that displays a high level of shrewd intelligence, careful planning, and smart execution. Scientists are fascinated with the entire species as a whole for their abilities. Watch the video to learn more of the amazing thing orangutans do in the wild.

Disha Patani is plotting a conspiracy to get Fu Manchu laid ASAP… in line with Kim Jung-un’s call for more BABIES!

Disha Patani Nude Selfie Photos Released

Indian actress Disha Patani’s nude selfie photos appear to have been released online in the gallery below.

With the pagan holiday of Thanksgiving just around the corner these Disha nudes are apropos, as they serve as an important reminder of the plight of our Muslim brothers in Pakistan… For if the Pilgrims thought they had it bad dealing with the rowdy redskin Indians, they have no idea what Muslims have been subjected to from the street shitting heathen Hindu cow worshipping variety like Disha.

Yes the dot-headed degenerate Indians are by far the worse type one can encounter… For not only does their food stink to high heaven, but their women are all wanton Jezebels like Disha who are constantly flaunting their sickeningly sinful “bobs and vegana” (as they say in their country) on camera.