Coronavirus – Chinese Wildlife Obsession leads to Castration of 12 tonnes of Beaver Penises

We know some Chinese are crazy about eating exotic wildlife… Chinese men are particular obsessed with wild dicks and balls (for sexual potency reason). Many absolutely believe they can screw like Superhero if they consume one tiger dick or two lion balls.
However, Commies the ruler of China don’t share this passion. Commies are the scientific lot. They see such obsession as superstition… Voodoo. They’re the Viagra type.
Just look at this shit… Extremely nutritious stuffs for kids.

Mother Feeds Her Toddler With Live Tadpoles

Apparently the Chinese authorities just seized 12 tonnes of beaver penis smuggled from Canada

On January 9, 2020, World News Daily published an article claiming that Chinese authorities had seized 12 tonnes of beaver penis smuggled from Canada: –
Chinese customs officials seized more than 12 tonnes of beaver genitals that are illegally trafficked in the country’s largest smuggling case involving parts of animals.
A total of 94 bags containing thousands of penis each were seized on a Canadian ship transporting mainly wood products and minerals.
No idea if this is a true account or just another fake news?
Whatever, it’s time for dinner…

Penises In The Dragonland

Gourmet Horse Dick

This is a Tiger Dick + Balls (see the two lil dangling balls at the end?)

Deer Dick

Dog Dick

Donkey Dick
You name it, they’ll have it cook to perfection.
To know what is Beaver Penis good for? We gotta consult TCM doctor cum Penis Guru Tai Xile…