Charli D’Amelio: Janet Yellen gets Stoned by chowing down 4 dishes of Chinese Magic Mushrooms at “God of Money” restaurant in Beijing

Janet Yellen looking stoned after a magic mushrooms dinner in Beijing…

US treasury secretary ate magic mushrooms at “God of Money” restaurant in China

The Jian Shou Qing mushroom popular in Yunnanese cuisine notoriously has hallucinogenic effects when improperly prepared

Treasury Secretary + Shrooms = “Mushroom Diplomacy”?

US Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen ate multiple portions of a Yunnanese mushroom delicacy known for its hallucinogenic properties as her first meal in China last week, an aide confirmed to CNN on Saturday.

Yellen enjoyed four helpings of the wild – and potentially psychedelic – mushroom jian shou qing at Yunnanese restaurant chain Yi Zuo Yi Wang with her delegation immediately after landing in China, the restaurant confirmed on Weibo. “Our staff said she loved mushrooms very much,” the chain revealed, noting the extra portions she had ordered and describing the experience as “an extremely magical day.”

While the jian shou qing mushroom is not psychoactive when fully cooked, it is toxic enough when improperly prepared that it was listed in the Botanical Society of Yunnan’s index of poisonous mushrooms last year, triggering a discussion of whether the cherished regional delicacy should remain on the menu. However, its popularity guarantees its survival.

Unlike more familiar species of psychedelic mushrooms, the compounds responsible for the hallucinogenic properties of jian shou qing – whose scientific name is Lanmaoa asiatica – remain undiscovered, Dr. Peter Mortimer of Kunming Institute of Botany told CNN.

A local food blogger’s post about witnessing Yellen wolfing down the magic mushroom in Beijing sparked a brief viral craze over the dish, with the chain reporting it had sold out in numerous locations. State news outlet Xinhua ran a segment on how to safely eat the fungi, which can be distinguished from more ordinary local species of porcini mushrooms by the striking blue color the insides turn when sliced or otherwise subjected to pressure.

The staff of the Yi Zuo Yi Wang chain restaurant (一坐一忘) where Yellen’s party dined insisted their jian shou qing dishes were all properly cooked. The Yunnan region of China is home to around 800 mushroom species, which feature prominently in regional festivals and even city planning and architecture, according to Mortimer.

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What’s on Janet Yellen’s “God of Money” menu?

Roasted lemongrass perch — 148 yuan ($20.46)
Fresh Qiubei bolete mushrooms stir fried with chilies — 248 yuan ($34.28)
Fragrant and spicy bolete mushrooms (Jian Shou Qing) — 138 yuan ($19.08)
Peppermint beef rolls — 68 yuan ($9.40)
Midu cold pickled vegetable rice noodles — 38 yuan ($5.25)
Tengchong Great Rescue (stir-fried rice cakes) — 42 yuan ($5.81)
Jingpo roasted pheasant — 58 yuan ($8.02)
Sauteed sponge gourd shoots — 58 yuan ($8.02)
Stir-fried Tai’an potato slices with pickled vegetables — 38 yuan ($5.25)
Dali carved plums with small spareribs — 88 yuan ($12.16)
Roasted cheese tiles — 58 yuan ($8.02)
Jing-A craft beer — 35 yuan and up ($4.84+)
Total: 1,017 yuan ($140.58)

Signs outside Yi Zuo Yi Wang. The sign on the right advertises the “God of Money” menu, and on the left, the sign reads: “That’s right!!! US finance chief Yellen patronized Yi Zuo Yi Wang for her first meal upon arrival in Beijing. Four orders of Jian Shou Qing.”

Yellen described her four-day visit to China as a “step forward” after multiple setbacks between Washington and Beijing, including President Joe Biden’s description of his Chinese counterpart, Xi Jinping, as a “dictator” and the administration’s increasingly generous weapons sales to Taiwan in the face of protest from China.

Declaring “the world is big enough for both of our countries to thrive,” the treasury secretary insisted the US was not trying to “decouple” its economy from its Asian rival, while defending the Biden administration’s export restrictions as “motivated by straightforward national security concerns” rather than an effort to “gain economic advantage.”

Charli D’Amelio’s Sugar Daddy… Stoned Super Mario after sampling some Chinese Shrooms!

Charli D’Amelio Nude Flashing In A Deleted TikTok

19-year-old TikTok star Charli D’Amelio appears to show her nude tits and flash her sinfully silky smooth snatch in the deleted TikTok video above.

Of course us patriotic Dragon Warriors have come to expect this sort of blasphemously brazen behavior out of Charli, for she has been using her tight teen twat and perky boob bags for years now to amass the largest following of any TikTok thot.

Unfortunately for Charli, at 19-years-old she is fast approaching middle age and her sex appeal is rapidly fading, so she will soon be losing followers by the boat load…

And so if Charli were smart she would stop wasting time whoring it up on social media and secure herself a virile Dragon Warrior husband while she still can… Although the intactness of her maidenhead will certainly be called into question and require a thorough examination by a skilled comrade (such as myself) before the marriage can be sanctioned.