2. Jennifer Lawrence
Beloved by men and women alike, approachable and yet otherwordly, genuine, talented and personable as well as beautiful, Jennifer Lawrence is uniquely lusted after.



3. Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis frequently tops guys’ wish lists for such things.

4. Ian Somerhalder
One has to assume there would be biting involved.
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5. Kate Upton
Kate Upton will never make a sex tape, but here’s an astonishing naked GIF at least. You are so very welcome, fellas.










6. Charlie Sheen
Not only is Charlie Sheen engaged to a porn star, he is the Warlock. Who wouldn’t watch his drug-fueled freak-fest, just to see what levels of depraved lunacy would ensue?



7. Katy Perry
She once rated herself a 10/10 in bed. Just sayin’.
![Katy Perry [NSFW] : r/pics](https://external-preview.redd.it/JnxUVsqG-q_cd0PeJgUQu4CLUkskLQeijtGcsMnMrP4.jpg?auto=webp&s=7ada8c23594b53b7702c9b4ae2aed2dd51d383de)



8. Rihanna
She and Drake would totally pay random strippers to perform in the background of their romp.



9. Brangelina
A Brangelina sex tape would be eye-popping for more reasons than their obvious good looks and chemistry. The tabloids would collectively flip out over the new material they just got for Jennifer Aniston articles.





10. Kate Middleton
Two words: ROYAL SCANDAL.




11. Lena Dunham
Every episode of HBO’s Girls is pretty much a Lena Dunham sex tape. Imagine the kind of f–ked up s–t she does in the privacy of her own home.

![Lena Dunham [gif] : r/celebnsfw](https://i.imgur.com/8rU7ANr.gif)
12. Ryan Gosling
We are required by the laws of the Internet to include Ryan Gosling on any list of this nature.






13. Miley Cyrus
This one feels almost inevitable.

![Booty slap [gif] : r/mileycyrus](https://i.imgur.com/K3HnBjy.gif)
14. Kim Kardashian (Bonus)
Okay, there’s already a Kim Kardashian sex tape, with Ray J. But can you imagine if the sequel co-starring Kanye hit the web today? The Internet as we know it would break. Full-on implode.






















![Mila Kunis...you're welcome [NSFW] : r/pics](https://external-preview.redd.it/8ZhAQhJF6EnzEA0NDf4zvsPIxV1vlrBrTJHBhuM1Px8.jpg?auto=webp&s=4290c0b53fca0a2943a2d2c9afbed1cac206c094)







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