Celebrity April’s Fool Cameltoes

‘Fake camel-toe underwear’ is the invention that we absolutely did not need

Women in Japan are reportedly clamouring for these “party pants”. Picture: Twitter
THERE are many parts of Japanese culture that are undeniably excellent.
Sushi. Snow monkeys kicking back in hot springs. Karaoke. Sake. Mind-boggling Japanese game shows.
But something that doesn’t automatically get our tick of approval is the “fake camel-toe underpants” that women are apparently clamouring for.

Kimberley Garner Cameltoe
In case anyone has been blissfully unaware of what a camel-toe is (well done, by the way), the urban dictionary defines it as “the visible cleft of the outer labia under tight clothing”.
Now that we’ve got that out of the way, we can happily move on and look at why on earth anyone would want to manufacture a product that can replicate this awkward fashion fail.
The pants, which have been called “party pants” have a silicone pad in the front that “enhances” the female form.
A pair will set you back around $22 on eBay.
WTF.
Let’s see some real Camel Toes