Kristen Stewart: Legendary 25 yo pizza delivery man runs into burning house, saves four children who tell him another might be in the house. He goes back in, finds the girl, jumps out a window with her, and carries her to a cop who captures the moment on his bodycam
Ashley Benson: Krispy Kreme employee sues company for $2M after being fired for eating 200 pounds of donuts per week
Demi Moore spammed the Internet with a Huge Stone Penis to protest against the Super Duper Stagflation Uncle Sam wants you to believe is nothing but a “transitory” phenomenon
Shakira to release sex tape of her Indiana egg farmer fan who was transported to hospital with a live adult chicken stuck in his rectal cavity
