Yoon Ji Min [윤지민] tells China’s dudes: “Call me if you desperately needed a pussy, don’t chop off your lil Johnny”
Today we learned a 26 year old Chinese man was so tired of being single that he cut off his penis. He regretted the decision and was taken to hospital to have it re-attached. Unfortunately he forgot his penis at home and had to travel back to pick it up.
Man Chops Off Own Penis After Failing To Hook Up Girlfriend
Unlucky in love man CHOPS OFF own penis because he was fed up with not having a girlfriend
A 26-year-old man in Jiaxing, China, was supposedly so depressed by his lacking love life that in a moment of desperation, he cut off his penis.
Yang Hu was told it would be impossible to re-attach his penis
Yang Hu Cuts Off Penis Then Forgets To Bring It To Hospital
Shortly after his amateur amputation, 26-year-old Yang Hu had second thoughts and quickly got to a hospital in hopes of getting his sex organ reattached.
Actually “quickly” is the wrong word since he went to the hospital by riding his bicycle. To make matters worse — as if that’s possible — he actually forgot to bring his chopped-off penis with him, requiring him to ride his bike back to the home.
When he returned with his dismembered organ, the doctors gave him some bad news: Because Yang’s penis had been without blood for too long, it would be impossible to reattach.
Yoon Ji-min: “Listen up you China singleton fans of mine, do not, do not castrate yourself for pussy… I am all pussy for y’all.”
There Are Many Yang Hus out there!
As grotesque as Yang’s self-inflicted injuries may be, penis manglings are surprisingly common.
In September, Gentil Ramirez, of Gigante, Colombia, took so much Viagra (the erectile dysfunction medication) that he ended up needing surgery on his penis, which was inflamed, fractured, and infected with gangrene.
While multiple media outlets initially reported that the 66-year-old’s penis was amputated, Ramirez told reporters that his manhood is still intact.
In June, police in Ypslanti, Mich., found a naked man who was bloody after ripping off a part of his penis during a drug-fueled craze.
In April, jurors in Orange County, California, found Catherine Kieu guilty of torture and aggravated mayhem for a July 2011 attack on her estranged husband where she cut off his penis and tossed it in the garbage.
Yang Hu and all the rest of penis-choppers, why don’t y’all try sexting Yoon Ji-min first? She could have saved your lil Johnny… See for yourself
Yoon Ji-min Nude Sex Scene From “Love Affair”
The video above features Korean actress Yoon Ji-min’s (in)famous nude sex scene from the film “Love Affair”.
Say what you will about Asian cinema at least they know how to put their actresses’ talents on full display… And while all the advanced math equations and dog eating in their movies may be a little off-putting, seeing Yoon Ji-min jiggle her mochi mammaries while grinding her dank rice paddy pussy into this Chinaman’s micropenis certainly captures the essence of East Asian culture.