Colin Farrell & Nicole Narain leak a Sextape to protest Seine River polluted with E.Coli as a result of Mass Defecation by Redhat Indian?
Emily Browning: Dicklympics — French Pole Vaulter Anthony Ammirati decimated at Olympics for Knocking the Bar off with his obscene Dick
Reese Witherspoon: Mass Layoff at Intel amid deepening CPU Scandal… going bankrupt and back to the Stone Age despite getting the most government handout
Misono Waka: Going from “Reliability King” to “Reliability Scam”, Toyota ordered to make drastic reforms or risk annihilation as its Safety Scandal continues to balloon
Emma Thompson: Elon Musk slammed over “Cyber Tyranny” for Suspending “White Dudes for Harris” after they raised more than $4M for Kamala Harris
The Female Athlete Ass Olympics present “Car crashed as Drunk Dudes perform Threesome while Speeding in the presence of 4 Kids”
Ashley Green: Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony infuriated the whole world with “Woke Last Supper” performed by the “Chosen” Drag Queens to mock Christianity
Gwendoline Taylor: Slapping God Hongchi Xiao guilty of Maslaughter for Slapping 71-year-old Danielle Carr-Gomm to Heaven
