Bree Olson: Heinz is guilty of Holocaust Denial, sorry, it’s Shrinkflation Denial — Reduction the Number of BEANs in a tin Doesn’t Count
Angelina Jolie: Swans Charged by Police after finding them Guilty of ‘Conduct Unbecoming’ with Cocaine
Marisa Tomei: Diddy cries ‘Witch Hunt’ as Feds arrested his Sons (Justin & King) and ‘Drug Mule’ in Military style amid Sex Trafficking probe… Deep Shit Trouble!
Kate Moss: Engineers blame $3m Structural ‘FLAW’ for Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key bridge Collapse… and Tens of Thousands of Bridges across US could also have fault!
Brenda Song: Albuquerque VIP Spa Shuttered for Spreading HIV with their ‘Vampire Facials’ — a dramatized version of “Happy Ending” service
Amanda Bynes: Rose Hanbury, Marchioness of Cholmondeley, Accused of Possessing LOOTED Chinese Artifacts
Neela Sky: Modi to create OWN Democracy Index after India’s ranking in Global Democracy Index Tanked Sharply… officially classified as a “FLAWED Democracy”
Shinoda Yu: MLB Massive Theft Scandal — Shohei Ohtani’s Translator Ippei Mizuhara allegedly Stole Millions to Gamble
Emilia Clarke: British media accuse Putin of wading in on Kate Middleton Photo Scandal and warns ‘Crisis of Power Brewing’ in UK