Suki Waterhouse’s Toyboy Hospitalized After Measuring The Inside Of His Penis Using A USB Cable… Genius
Tinashe: Facebook’s own research shows Instagram extremely toxic to teen girls — So evil the social network must be exorcized with Voodoo AI technology
Aimee Lou Wood’s U.S. Rep. fan Virginia Foxx Opposes Marijuana Legalization But Invests in Cannabis Stock (and Smokes Weed with Bong like a Boss?)
Caitlin Stasey’s Texas Mom Fan Loses It Over Anal Sex During School Board Meeting, Complaining It’s Not Education But Pure Evil Porn
Natalie Alyn Lind’s fanboy degenerate is running for Canadian Parliament advocating anti-vax, anti-immigration, anti-climate science — on issues like “semen retention” and “testicle breathing”
Amelia Gray Hamlin: Shit falls from the sky in Kansas: drunk “crop duster” plane pilot spreads 4 tons of manure over city
Joy Corrigan: Pussy will be redundant soon — already 40% of the people would rather have sex with a humanoid, albeit Sexbot technology is still mediocre
Jessica Chastain’s dog walker slams ‘Mr Micro Penis’ farmer in BRUTAL passive aggressive note in row over keeping pets on leads
Paige VanZant’s fangirl finds Penis Tip in spicy Soup, wondering if she should eat it or use it for pleasure?
Sydney Sweeney’s absurd fan who’s also a sleepwalking son claims he impregnated his own mother by accident
