AOC says she’s itching to ditch her Tesla after spat with Elon & Doctor burned to death in his crashed Tesla because car’s electronic door handles didn’t pop out
Amber Heard: ‘How To Murder Your Husband’ writer Nancy Crampton Brophy found Guilty of Murdering her Husband
Chloe Bennet: Elon Musk officially names his “Happy Ending Massage” Sex Scandal as ‘Elongate’ — Perversely exposing his Erected Penis to a Flight Attendant seeking Horsey style Beastiality Sex & Paid $250,000 for her Silence
Sarah Holmes: Swipe left! ‘Pharma Bro’ Martin Shrekli is on Bumble one DAY after his early release for Fraud
Tottie Goldsmith: Fake heiress Anna Delvey announces she’s set up her own LAW FIRM payable through Dogecoin
Sweet Anita: Twitter engineer complains all his colleagues are Commie as Fuck, routinely Censor Conservatives and do not believe in Free Speech at all
Brie Larson: Child porn investigation reveals Arby’s manager Urinated in Milkshake mix at fast-food eatery for his own Sexual Gratification’
Mary Mouser: San Jose police officer faces charges for Masturbating during disturbance call, D.A. says
Natalie Portman: 5th grader brings weed gummies to Livonia school that kindergartner brought margaritas
Kaitlyn Dever: Dance Teacher asked to apply for “Stripper/Escort” position with the Ministry of Labor in Luxembourg
