Dua Lipa: Woke Gayle Newland sexually assaulted unsuspecting girlfriend with Prosthetic Penis sentenced to prison for 6 1/2 years
Sarah Silverman: Man who wore Hitler costume for Halloween Fired from job at Madison Children’s Museum
Paige VanZant: U.S. has gone to the dogs as Americans can now expect to Live Three Years Less than Cubans
Hope Solo — New police bodycam shows moment dazed ex-soccer star is yanked from her car and Arrested for DUI after being found passed out in a Walmart parking lot with her two-year-old twins in the back
Alba Rohrwacher: HammerGate — Pelosi’s Neighbor perplexed why the ‘Savage Invasion’ triggered No Alarms? Both Paul & David are reportedly sparring with hammers in UNDERWEARs witnessed by the Police, and that Paul’s a ‘Bisexual’ who brought David home from Gay Bar for kinky BDSM Sex
Willa Holland: EU ‘Money Printer’ Christine Lagarde claims ‘Inflation came from nowhere’ — It’s an Act of God. Else, it must be ‘Putin’s Price Hike’
Sabrina Carpenter: Democracy is a Farce because Free Speech is a Scam — US government worked with Big Tech to censor social media
Paige VanZant: Tom Girardi Scandal puts focus on reporting Corrupt Lawyers… When it comes to crooked colleagues, California lawyers can remain silent
Verona Pooth: The Demise of San Francisco — Open-air Drug markets, rampant Homelessness, skyhigh Taxes… ‘Pelosi Hammer Assault’ aside, a soaring crime rate so bad people carry BASEBALL BATS to protect themselves
Amelia Jane Murphy: University of Wisconsin Women’s Volleyball Players return to the court after Leaked Topless Locker Photos
