Camila Mendes: Kilt-Clad Dude caught sticking/shoving Antiques up his Ass… Antique Ass Fetish?

Camila Mendes: Is this a new phenomenon.. I mean a new Fetish?

‘I was just really in shock’: Kilt-clad man seen sticking antiques ‘in his rectum’ then ‘placing them back on the shelves,’ cops say

A 60-year-old kilt-wearing man in Texas was arrested last week after he was caught on surveillance footage from an antique shop allegedly grabbing several items off of the shelves and ‘placing’ those items ‘in his rectum,’ before returning them to the shelves. Mitchell C. Vest was taken into custody on one count of criminal mischief in connection with the bizarre allegations, authorities announced.

Michael C. Vest mug shot and being arrested (Harris County Constable Precinct 4 Office), surveilance footage screenshot

According to a news release from the Harris County Constable Precinct 4 Office, deputies on Thursday, Feb. 15 received calls from “multiple concerned citizens” regarding an adult male who they said was “observed selecting items from multiple vendors at an Antique Mall Outlet and placing the selected items in his rectum.”

“The male was then observed removing the items and placing them back on the shelves,” the constable said.

A probable cause affidavit obtained by Law&Crime identified some of the items allegedly tainted by Vest’s actions as a makeup brush, a “Restoration hardware piece,” an antique bottle opener, and a “tobacco tent can.”

The incidents allegedly occurred at two different shops — the Antique Gallery of Houston and The Curiosity Shop, both of which are on Towne Drive in Spring, Texas — on the afternoon of Feb. 10, authorities said.

Asses Are Not Created Equal

Per the affidavit, the owner of the Antique Gallery told deputies that she witnessed Vest pick up the makeup brush and hardware piece, “shove both items up his anus, then return the items to the shelf.” She said the value of the damaged items was $130. The owner of the Curiosity Shop on Feb. 10 reported to deputies that she had reviewed security footage showing a man matching Vest’s description doing the same thing with the bottle opener and tent can, noting that her damages were $74.

“Both Complainants advised they had to throw away the items that were used in this incident due to feces (being) on them,” the affidavit states. “Both provided the video surveillance of the incidents, and both wished to pursue charges.”

Remnant of prolong Antique Ass Fetish

Susan Golden, the manager of Antique Gallery, told Houston NBC affiliate KPRC that she believed she had seen Vest in the establishment prior to the alleged Feb. 10 incident, with employees telling her that he’d previously spent “hours” shopping around the store.

“I was just really in shock,” Golden told the station. “I just didn’t really know what to say or think.”

Vest was released from the Harris County Jail on Friday after posting a personal bond of $100. It is not clear when he is scheduled to appear in court.

Camila Mendes is getting ready to check out the new Antique Ass Fetish…

Camila Mendes Topless Nude Beach Candid Pics

Actress Camila Mendes appears to show off her bare breasts and butt cheeks while topless in a thong on a nude beach in the candid photos below.

There is no denying that the beach has become the most blasphemous public place in the entire Western world, as the infidel whores like Camila Mendes have taken their brazen sluttery to new levels in skimpy swimsuits. Not surprisingly these wanton Jezebels claim that they are simply trying to limit tan lines, but if that were the case they would be wearing the holy black wool burka instead of these barely there bikinis.

Of course as we can see from the outtake scene above, Camila is no stranger to showcasing her sloppy boob bags on the beach, and frankly this will almost certainly not be the last time this naughty nautical nymph prostitutes her sex organs on the sand…

Unless of course a righteous Shekel Priest were to happen upon her, and lapidate her with sea shells for these crimes against the Genocidal Oy Vey Law.