Dildo Receives Video Message from Ukrainian People in Thanks for Lighting Up Town Sign
This week, the town of Dildo joined the chorus of support for the nation of Ukraine.
The Dildo sign, which was put up during Jimmy Kimmel’s mock mayoral campaign in 2019, has been lit up in blue and yellow—the colors of the Ukrainian flag.
The town received a video message from Ukrainian people who are taking shelter in a grocery store basement while Russia invades the country.
The woman speaking in the video sends her thanks to Dildo for lighting up the town’s sign in Ukraine’s colors. She adds that they are staying strong.
Nancy Pelosi: I heart Dildo!
I wish I could forget one of the women I had sex with.
Cameron Diaz Blowjob Sex Scene From “The Panties Sniffer”
The video below appears to feature actress Cameron Diaz’s blowjob sex scene from her new romantic comedy “The Panties Sniffer”.
It certainly is fitting that today is “Throwback Thursday” for not only is Cameron Diaz an old heathen hussy from the past, but us virile Nazis would certainly throw her back to Hollywood if she ever tried to join our harems to suck on our world famous tunic pops.
For as you can see from this collection of her nude photos, Cameron’s best days are well behind her. And while at one point long long ago she could have had her fill of Nazi ball batter pumped down her gullet, today she is not even fit to tongue bath the taint of the lowliest sandals salesman.
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25/F and I’m in love with being forced to do things that I find gross &embarassing like be an ashtray
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