Braces, sex pills, fake eyeball among bizarre NJ beach trash
LONG BRANCH, N.J. — Volunteers picked up a record amount of trash from New Jersey’s beaches last year, with plastic items dominating the haul, and bizarre castoffs including male enhancement pills, a set of braces, a glow-in-the-dark condom and a Turkish Airlines hygiene kit found on the sand as well.
The Clean Ocean Action coastal environmental group released its annual report Wednesday on the result of the prior year’s beach sweeps. Over 10,000 volunteers picked up over half a million items along the state’s 127-mile (204-kilometer) coastline in cleanups held in spring and fall of 2021.
And some of it was just head-scratching, if not stomach-turning.
A hunk of human hair; a full set of dentures (“I TOLD you not to take your teeth to the beach!”); a thong; a used narcan kit (used to revive drug overdose victims); several marijuana bags (empty, of course); a bullet casing, and a fake eyeball were among items picked up.
There also was a parking ticket; a lottery ticket; a glue stick; a mini-refrigerator; a toilet brush; a TV remote control; a Mason jar filled with (we hope) liquor; a plastic monkey, and a set of rosary beads, possibly from someone praying for the cast of characters that left all this behind… More
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Britney Spears Poses Nude And Rolls Around Topless At The Beach
Mental patient and washed-up old pop star Britney Spears appears to show off her fully nude body in the photos above, and then again as she rolls around topless on the beach in front of a camera in the video clip below.
If we needed further evidence that Britney Spears’ deranged degeneracy was a menace to society, we need look no further than the poor chubby bastard in the black shirt in the background of this video. For while this rotund gentleman tries to contemplatively stare off into the ocean and ponder life’s meaning, he is continuously viciously ocularly assaulted by Britney’s sloppy senior citizen tits and ass.
However with that said, there is no denying that Britney Spears looks pretty good for a 65-year-old… But then when one finds out that she is actually 40-years-old, the toll of her being rode hard and put up wet for most of her life really hits home.
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