Billie Piper: Indiscriminate Public Peeing in Boston prompting Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority to try out Urine Sensors on elevators

Boston transit agency to try urine sensors on elevators

BOSTON — Urine trouble no more, the Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority hopes, with a new program to tackle public urination in system elevators with technology.

The MBTA, which services Boston and the surrounding area, is launching a pilot program this summer in which urine detection sensors will be placed in four downtown elevators. The sensors alert transit ambassadors, who can dispatch a cleaning crew, the Boston Herald reported.

The sensors on the ceiling of an elevator have an attached fan, which allows them to suck in air and “basically smell what is present,” said Meghan Collins, a program/projects manager for MBTA.

The pilot kicks off in August. Data will be collected for several months before the agency makes a decision about whether to implement the program by year’s end, the newspaper said.

Stay Classy, Piss Like This…

Amsterdam Public Urinal

It’s not a new concept.

Nearly a decade ago, the Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority launched a pilot program that, according to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, triggered strobe lights, alarms and alerts to MARTA police when urine was detected in an elevator. The elevators were then inoperable until a cleaning. That program, deemed a success, was eventually expanded.

The MBTA hopes the program helps alleviate problems: Public urination is not only unsanitary but can also damage elevators, Collins said.

Did You Know…

It’s illegal to pee in elevator in Singapore, and that some elevators have a Urine Detection Device which detects urine odors, sets off an alarm, and close the elevator doors until the police arrive… More

If you wee publicly in Singapore, their Draconian dictatorship will throw you in jail to drink pee like this…

Yeah, be careful if you feel like urinating in Singapore…

Billie Piper Nude Scene From “Secret Diary of a Call Girl”

The video below features British actress Billie Piper making her nude debut in a sex scene from the very first season of the TV series “Secret Diary of a Call Girl”.

There is certainly no denying that this sex scene is extremely accurate… For not only is Billie playing a filthy cheap hooker, but her and her co-worker are extremely bored and dissatisfied while being paid to have sex with this heathen Hindu loser.

Billie Piper (Rose Tyler from Dr. Who)

In fact, the only complaint that could be made about this scene is that Billie does not vomit from the intense body odor of this cow worshipping call center attendant…

Billie Piper Topless (xpost: r/celebritynudearchive) : r/celebnsfw

But as you can see from the nude outtake photos above, Billie does have a stubby little pig nose… So perhaps she couldn’t smell the stench of curry and rotting lentils leaching through Apu’s pores.