Asami & Mari Yamaguchi: World’s Oldest Penis belongs to a 425-million-year-old CRAB

Shocker: 2-penis male crab fattens up crab girlfriend until she moults shell

The world’s oldest penis, preserved by scientists for years, belongs to a 425-million-year-old species; check out this ancient creature

The crustacean’s penis did not decay because of volcanic ash

Ostracods, a class of crustaceans commonly referred to as seed shrimp, have shown remarkable evolutionary stability, with modern-day species closely resembling their ancient ancestors. 

Scientists have found the world’s oldest penis and it belongs to an ancient crustacean. It has remained well-preserved for 425 million years wrapped by volcanic ash. It is a surprising discovery considering soft tissue is not known to fossilise. The discovery was made by Professor Siveter on a rock in 2003.

The fossil is of the ostracod, a class of crustaceans. Upon inspection, researchers learned that has species did not evolve much with time and the anatomy of this genus hasn’t changed a lot, as per a report in Science. It also states that ostracods still exist and are known as seed shrimp.

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Crab Penis

Two gonopods under the male’s adbominal flap

Why do females have two spermathecae? Because males have two gonopods (crab penises)!! Yep, it’s not just for sharks; snow crab males are cool too. The gonopods are hidden under their abdominal flaps, which are quite skinnier that females’ flaps.

Juvenile female abdominal flap

Male abdomen

Professor Siveter told ABC News that the animal’s hard and soft tissue did not disintegrate or decay because of volcanic ash, which makes the fossil specimen “an exceptional preservation”. The discovery is rare and Siveter says that it is not every day that you can assign a gender to a fossil.

This tiny crustacean is only 1 mm long but has surprised Siveter and others. He not only found a fully intact tiny fossil but also several other features on it that reveal more details about the crustacean. This includes the penis which has survived the brunt of time and has fossilised. According to ABC, the penis is quite large in proportion to the ostracod’s body and is supposedly a third of the animal’s total size.

“This fossil had all the appendages intact. We had the gills that the animal used to breathe. We had the eyes and we had the penis, which was lovely because it’s very rare that you can gender fossils,” ABC quoted him as saying.

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The discovery of the penis led it to be named Colymbosathon ecplecticos, or “outstanding swimmer with large penis” in Greek.

According to Science, after Professor Siveter found the fossil in the West of England, a digital model of the ostracod was made by grinding the rocks and then the body was reconstructed in 3D.

Professor Siveter told ABC that the sperm produced by the crustacean was impressively large at 10mm long.

Notably, the fossil is “the only known undoubted gills in a fossil ostracode and provides the earliest direct evidence of a respiratory-cum-circulatory system in the group.” So, this ancient crab has been breathing and mating in the same way for thousands of years.

That said, the Penis obsessed Japanese stars are spamming a crappy penis sex tape that got nothing to do with crab…

Asami & Mari Yamaguchi [Nude] in “Prison Girl”

The Evil Behind the Bars! “Prison Girl” review!

The Japanese exploitation distributor Pink Eiga is back in the DVD home entertainment and they’re hitting their audiences hard in the face with the overly raunchy, sensationally sleazy exploitive women in prison film “Prison Girl” starring the beautiful Asami of “The Machine Girl” and “Rape Zombie: Lust of the Dead.

Pink Eiga over the last couple of years had their focus more on the Video on Demand market to satisfy the upcoming thirst for instant video pleasure and the company provided an excellent service. However, the demand sky rocketed for the distributor to release DVDs again and Prison Girl made the first cut after numerous years of DVD celibacy.

Asami plays a bored housewife named Ayaka. Her lifeless, sexless marriage leaves more guilt than anger when dreams of being an inmate at an all women prison plague her nightmares and she becomes the toy of the warden and his guards’ sexual perversions. When Ayaka reaches for outside help from a shrink, her world fantasy world and real world become intertwine.

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