Ariana Grande: Condom — Reduce, REUSE, Recycle… Yes, “Cum Agains”!

Reduce, REUSE, Recycle

Trojan has come out with a new line of condoms… “Cum Agains”! Now you can finish in the same condom over and over again!

Police seize more than 320,000 used condoms

Police in Vietnam have seized more than 320,000 used condoms that were to be illegally resold as new to unsuspecting customers. The contraceptives were washed, reshaped with wooden dildos and then repackaged before being resold. Local media said it was not clear how many of the recycled condoms had already been sold. The owner said she had received $0.17 (£0.13) for every kilogram of recycled condoms she produced.

Gross alert: Vietnamese cops bust a condom recycling factory

Workers were found washing, drying and ‘reshaping’ thousands of used condoms for later resale to the unsuspecting public.

In what may well turn out to be a candidate for the grossest news story of the year, police in Vietnam have closed down a business that was collecting hundreds of thousands of used condoms and then washing them and selling them off as new.

According to a report by the Vietnam Explorer news channel, officers raided a factory and found workers there with a consignment of around 320 000 used condoms.

RECYCLING PROCESS WAS UNDERWAY

Their job was to wash them, dry them, sort them and ‘reshape’ them so that they could be ready for new customers.

Also on site were 360kg-worth of the sheaths that had already been ‘recycled’ and were due to go back on sale to the unsuspecting Vietnamese public.

When she was questioned by the police, a 32-year-old woman who was renting the facility told them an unknown person delivered thousands of used condoms to her each month and she was paid to supervise the recycling process.

WILL BE DESTROYED AS HAZARDOUS WASTE

It seems the condoms were then picked up again and packaged and labelled for sale at another location.

All of the offending items have now been confiscated by the Vietnamese authorities to be used as evidence in their investigations.

Thereafter, they will be destroyed as they are regarded as hazardous medical waste, spokesperson Tran Van Tung said.

A CONTENDER FOR THE ‘WORST JOB’ AWARD?

Authorities believe thousands of the unsanitary condoms have already been sold, according to local media reports.

A report on the incident in the Miami Herald newspaper quoted the US Centre for Disease Control as saying that reusing condoms can lead to disease and infection.

Apart from being a contended for the grossest news story of the month, this may very well also be a contender for the ‘And You Thought Your Job Was Bad’ award for 2020.

As ardent Green advocate, Bernie Sander yells aloud: “Cum Agains”!

Meanwhile in China,

STD Styles Take Recycling Too Far

Here it is, your YUCK moment of the day!

In China, they are making hair bands out of colorful, recycled condoms. Would you pay 3 cents for a 10 pack of STD-infested hair bands?

“Even though the condoms are fully recycled, it has been shown there is still a marked amount of risk for bacteria to be transmitted as girls are known for holding rubber bands in their mouth as they use both hands to gather their hair into their ponytail,” InventorSpot said. “Even if they set the band on a bathroom counter while putting hair into place, nail biting or any other oral contact to the skin touching the bands can cause infection ranging from genital warts to the HIV virus.”

Condoms worn for reasons other than birth control SHOULD NOT BE A TREND.

Benjamin Dean @NotAgainBen

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Ariana Grande Dick Sucking Diva Sex Video

Pop star Ariana Grande appears to suck dick in the recently uncovered sex video below.

If we have learned one thing about Ariana Grande after studying her extensively on this holy Islamic website through the years it is that she loves to show off her oral abilities… Unfortunately a lot of the time that involves the cacophonous squawking into a microphone that she calls “singing”, but every once and a while we get to see her put her talent to good use deep throating a cock on camera like this.

Yes, there is certainly no denying that the sound of Ariana gagging and slobbering over man meat is more harmonious than any of her pop hits, and that her next album should exclusively feature her getting her throat throttled.

Perhaps she can even do a few bonus tracks of her tongue bathing ball satchels.