Apple/Facebook Catfight, Foul-Mouth Lily Allen, Trump/Satan/Wrath of God

‘Chaos’ & ‘desperation’ grip Facebook HQ after Apple blocks developer iPhone apps

After Apple’s ongoing quarrel with Facebook came to a head, thousands of employees at the world’s largest social media network were locked out of numerous apps they have become dependent on to meet basic needs.
“Chaos” broke out at Facebook HQ after employees realized they had been shut out from using a wide-range of internal iOS apps on their iPhones. When workers went to open Instagram, Messenger and Facebook itself, they found to their horror that the apps would simply not launch.
Apple decided to pull rank after it was revealed that the data-hungry social media giant had been using their developer program to siphon data from users in direct violation of App Store privacy policies. Facebook was even paying users as young as 13 in exchange for unlimited access to their private information – all for $20 a month.
A few hours after the expose was published by TechCrunch, Apple blocked the “research” app from the app store and shut Facebook out of the enterprise developer program altogether. On top of the fact that the company is no longer able to test their apps on iOS, Facebook employees using beta-versions of numerous apps suddenly found that their access had been revoked.
Thousands of the company’s workers are said to be using these unreleased builds to do everyday things like checking the lunch menu or getting a taxi ride.
Employees told Business Insider that they were “pissed” and “angry” they had been locked out of their custom apps, which even resulted in “rampant” paranoia and “conspiracy theories” that Apple was trying to take Facebook down altogether.
As reports of rage and confusion hit the media, some Twitter users took a more zoomed out perspective, using the crisis as an opportunity to mock Facebook’s notoriously overbearing company culture.
Meanwhile,

Lily Allen Stuns Followers With Her ‘Sex With Your Mom’ Joke

The songstress has never ceased to shock fans with strong words and daring lyrics. Lily Allen once stormed the charts singing “Fuck you very much”, has confirmed her image as an enfant terrible with a social media post that might raise a few eyebrows.
Asked about her upcoming show in Auckland on her way to her car, she brushed off an alleged paparazzi, saying: “About as good as your mum was in bed last week. Pretty much wicked, she sat on my dick and bounced up and down for ages”.

At the same time,

Sarah Sanders Sends Waves on Twitter after Saying God Wanted Trump as President

And,

Trump Blasts Intel Report, Tell Officials…”Go Back To School!”

“The Intelligence people seem to be extremely passive and naive when it comes to the dangers of Iran. They are wrong!… They are testing Rockets (last week) and more, and are coming very close to the edge. Their economy is now crashing, which is the only thing holding them back. Be careful of Iran… Perhaps Intelligence should go back to school!”

What keeps Satanists awake at night?

Guess what?
That would be… US VP Mike Pence

US VP Mike Pence (L) and a statue of Baphomet, the symbol of Satanism
With their love of pentagrams, goat heads, and inverted crosses, you’d be forgiven for thinking that Satanists have little to fear. One thing does scare the Satanic Temple’s co-founder, however: US Vice-President Mike Pence.
Dismissing President Donald Trump as “too stupid to predict,” Lucien Greaves confessed to Daily Beast that what really makes the Satanist shudder is the man waiting in the wings to potentially replace the commander-in-chief.
“Mike Pence really scares me,” the Satanic Temple’s co-founder said, explaining that the self-described “evangelical Catholic” VP possesses a “clear, theocratic vision” for the US, unlike his boss.

“What are ya starin’ at? Nothing to see here… Fuck off”?

That’s a lot scandalous shits when most of US is still trying to dig out of the Wrath of God – Polar Vortex.
What Global Warming?
Last but not least,

Porn Star’s 2020 Bid to ‘Make America Fucking Awesome Again’ Comes to an End

Adult film actress Cherie DeVille announced this week that her bid for the 2020 presidential election was no more after she failed to gain enough support from American voters.

Wow, looks like we gonna have a lot more bullshits in 2020… Everyone wanna be the Prez… Coffee shopkeeper, brothel stars, who else?