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Scientists created blowjob machine after studying 108 hours of oral sex (porn)
Blowjob machine complete with 16 oral sex settings using artificial intelligence
MIND BLOWN
The sexbot learned the actions after studying 108 hours of video porn and it can also learn a user’s desires to move accordingly
This paper, called “Analysis of Movement in Oral Sex Performed Upon Men,” involved PhD robotics engineers and artificial intelligence scientists analyzing more than 108 hours of blowjob videos.
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The Autoblow’s sleeve moves up and down, simulating oral sex
“The sleeve is suitable for virtually all penis girths. The machine’s lead screw is built directly into the motor, creating a compact design and maximizing the stroking distance.”
Michelle Trachtenberg surrenders to iFellatio
“No way small dick like iPhone can take on this shit… It’s a million times smarter than Tim Cook.”
The company behind the Autoblow, Very Intelligent Ecommerce Inc, reportedly holds the record for the largest amount of money raised in crowdfunding for any male sex toy.
There are a number of previous incarnations of the Autoblow, including the Autoblow 2+ and Autoblow 2+XT. However, these do not use artificial intelligence. They are like iPhone… not a smart toy per se.
Autoblow A.I. fellatio machine proves the robots have already won. Sarah Connor won’t save your junk.
The wacky gadget is proving a huge hit with horn-dogs
The device might suck, but its funding campaign sure doesn’t… The Autoblow AI, described as a smart “stroking penis gripper”, has drawn in nearly 500% more funding that it was aiming for.
Inventor Brian Sloan’s gadget promises to be “more human” that rival male sex toys.
Minerva Portillo’s Double Blow too is no match…