Anne Hathaway didn’t know Ā Trump got a ‘Teeny Tiny’ Penis?
‘South Park’ Gets Uncomfortably Specific About The Size Of Trump’s ‘Teeny Tiny’ Penis
The show is trolling the president with a subplot about his “butt baby” with Satan.
āSouth Parkā found a new way to hit PresidentĀ Donald TrumpĀ below the belt on Wednesday, with a vivid and specific description of his penis.
This season has focused in part on Trump impregnating Satan with a demonic ābutt baby.ā
In the latest episode, a cartoon version of tech billionaire/Trump allyĀ Peter ThielĀ ā who hasĀ reportedly been givingĀ real-life lectures on the supposed coming of the Antichrist ā explained to the children of South Park Elementary how that shouldāve been impossible.
āTo make sure that Satan could never have offspring, the Lord God did shrink Satanās asshole to the size of a tiny, little pinhole so nothing could ever penetrate and ejaculate inside of it,ā the cartoon Thiel said at a school assembly. āSo Satan could never have a butt baby until along came Mr. Donald Trump, whose penis is so teeny, teeny tiny it could actually fit in Satanās asshole.ā
The show has frequently depicted Trump with a very small penis, including in aĀ graphic opening episodeĀ thatĀ drew ire from the White House. On Wednesday nightās episode, Thiel revealed just how small ā complete with a ruler and a paperclip for comparison.
āHow small is Donald Trumpās penis?ā he asked the kids, before giving them the answer: āSomewhere between 6 and 7 centimeters.ā
But the kids are so obsessed with the 6-7 meme that all they can focus on are the numbers, which keep coming up in Thielās lecture. Eric Cartman gets so caught up in 6-7 that he is literally sickened by it and could die (in six or seven weeks, of course).
Eric Cartman is sickened on “South Park.”The episode keeps going back to Trumpās penis ā which is so small that heās depicted masturbating in the Oval Office with tweezers, then in his bedroom with chopsticks, each time interrupted by a shrunken Vice President JD Vance.
Vance has secretly teamed up with Thiel to stop the baby from being born. Vance fears the baby could replace him as Trumpās number two, while Thiel believes it could be the Antichrist.
Thiel believes Cartmanās illness is a sign he could play a role in the unfolding events.
Meanwhile, Jesus ā a recurring āSouth Parkā character ā struggles to come to terms with the new MAGA form of Christianity.
āSouth Parkā airs on Comedy Central and streams on Paramount+. The next episode is set for Oct. 29.
Having said that,
Anne Hathaway decide to go on a ‘Teeny Tiny’ Penis Diet for the next 6 months just to see if that will give her ‘Teeny Tiny’ Pussy?
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