‘You Know, If I Were You, I’d Go After Finland,’ Says Biden Trying To Dissuade Putin From Invading Ukraine
WASHINGTON — In an effort to dissuade the Russian leader from invading Ukraine, President Joe Biden reportedly told Vladimir Putin Wednesday, “You know, if I were you, I’d go after Finland.”
“Ukraine’s cool and everything, but Finland has, like, an eighth of the people and twice the GDP — it’d be a breeze to annex, really,” said Biden on a phone call, hoping to avert a global crisis by convincing Putin that out of all the bordering countries Russia could possibly attack, the small Scandinavian nation had the most “bang for your buck.”
“Look, I’m not trying to step on your toes; I’m just reminding you that you’ve got options. Why would you want a Slavic country anyway? You’re already a Slavic country; it makes no sense. Honestly, I doubt if they would put up much of a fight. Plus, I just Googled Finland, and wow, it looks beautiful. You can’t visit Santa Claus Village in Ukraine.” At press time, Biden added that invading Finland would also put Putin perfectly in position to invade Sweden.
Meanwhile,
War with Russia in air, Ukraine is shitposting memes on Twitter
HIGHLIGHTS
- Ukraine has shared a series of memes on Twitter against Russia’s practices.
- One of the memes depicts that living next to Russia has been a “headache” for Ukraine.
- Such shitposting is common on Twitter and acts as a quirky way to direct attention to a matter.
Amid concerns of Russia invading its neighbouring country of Ukraine, the latter has now taken to Twitter to voice its anguish. While the concerns are real, recent tweets from the official Twitter account of Ukraine make fun of the whole situation by shitposting memes on Russia.

Anne Hathaway Nude Boob Flashing Sex Scene
The video below appears to feature Academy Award winning actress Anne Hathaway flashing her nude boobs before getting her mouth nutted in.
Of course Anne Hathaway has always loved to show off her stupendous milk sacks, and to this very days she continues to dangle her rapidly drooping boob bags in front of the camera every chance that she gets.
That is why this nude scene is her most impressive work to date, for one almost believes that Anne was hesitant about unleashing her udders… Not to mention her doing a pretty good job of selling that she does not enjoy a steaming load of semen in her mouth.
Yes, even as a senior citizen Anne continues to enjoy showing off her sloppy saggy tit sacks…
Unfortunately for her the day will soon come when her showcasing of her low swinging chesticles is abruptly stopped by the Slavic stones of justice.




