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Good News — The Penis Is Working… God finally answered the villagers’ prayer with a mini hurricane!

“If you guessed that the penis statue and rain blessing ceremony brought moisture, you’re right. According to a village leader, about 2 days after the giant genitalia were built, the rains came. Yesterday at about 3 pm, the village was showered with about a 30-minute downpour.”

Villagers erect massive penis statue to successfully end devastating drought

The super-sized phallus, or “Palad Khik” in Thai, appears to have been successful – just two days after it was set up in a street in Thailand’s Chachoengsao province there was a short rain shower
The super-sized phallus, or “Palad Khik” in Thai, was erected on Jun 9 in response to farmers’ concerns that there hadn’t been enough rain recently and that water from irrigation canals was too salty and had been damaging crops.
Local village headman Chamnan Kenthongdaeng said the rainy season penis was a tradition going back generations (Image: Facebook)
This week local village headman, Chamnan Kenthongdaeng, 52, told a press conference that on June 11, just two days after the giant penis was installed it had started raining, with a shower that lasted some half an hour.
Koson Samang, the headman of a nearby village, had made a video of the rain to confirm the phenomenon.

However, local farmers complained that the brief shower hadn’t been long enough to irrigate their fields. Chamnan 52, promised that more phallus prayers will be conducted, not ruling building even bigger penises!
Chamnan said that the giant penis wouldn’t cause any problems with traffic, explaining that it was built on a cul-de-sac.