Alexia Barlier titties over Buckey Barnes is a Congressman in Thunderbolts (2025)… This is because he is 108 years old which is a prime age for being in Congress

Title: “Captain Congress: Bucky Barnes and the Thunderbolts”

Synopsis:

In the year 2025, the political landscape of the Marvel Universe takes an unexpected turn when James “Bucky” Barnes—former Winter Soldier, former Avenger, and now a spry 108-year-old super-soldier—decides to run for Congress.

After decades of fighting wars, battling aliens, and surviving brainwashing, Bucky realizes that if he really wants to make a difference, he needs to fight the most dangerous enemy of all: bureaucracy. And what better place to do that than the United States Congress, where the average age is also somewhere between “vintage WWII hero” and “ancient relic”?

With his enhanced longevity, Bucky is the perfect candidate—old enough to command respect from his fellow lawmakers, but young enough (thanks to the Super-Soldier Serum) to still bench-press a tank. His campaign slogan? “I’ve fought Nazis, robots, and my own PTSD—I can handle the Senate.”

Plot:

When a shadowy conspiracy threatens to destabilize the world (again), the newly elected Congressman Barnes finds himself torn between diplomatic duty and his old life of action. Fortunately, the Thunderbolts—Marvel’s infamous team of reformed(ish) villains and antiheroes—are assembling for a high-stakes mission that blurs the line between black ops and political maneuvering.

Bucky, now juggling committee hearings and covert ops, must lead the Thunderbolts in secret while maintaining his cover as a mild-mannered (well, mostly mild-mannered) legislator. Cue:

• Debating defense budgets by day, dismantling rogue mechs by night.

• Explaining to his staff why his “constituent meetings” keep ending in explosions.

• Filibustering a corrupt bill while simultaneously hacking into a Hydra database.

• Yelena Belova mocking him relentlessly for “going legit.”

• A climactic showdown where Bucky has to pass a critical bill and stop a doomsday device—before recess.

Themes:

• “With great power comes… great committee assignments?”

• Can a man who’s been a soldier for a century learn to wield a gavel instead of a gun?

• The real superpower? Endurance in the face of congressional gridlock.

Final Twist:

In the post-credits scene, Senator Stern (last seen in Iron Man 2) reveals himself as the mastermind behind the conspiracy—because of course he’s still around. Bucky sighs, adjusts his tie, and mutters, “I’m too old for this… but not too old to win.”

Tagline: “He’s served his country in every war since WWII. Now, he’s taking the fight to the floor.”

Would you watch this movie? Because honestly, we’d be first in line. 😆