Why waste so much money on pussy like Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk?
Apparently all it takes is just a slice of cheese… No rocket , No Ev, No Dogecoin… just plain old smelly cheese!
Dating Advise That Makes Economic Sense
Book Claims You May ‘Fascinate A Woman By Giving Her A Piece Of Cheese’
In what will be welcome news to cheesemongers, one book claims you can fascinate a woman by giving her cheese.
Say Gouda-bye to what you thought you knew about piquing a women’s interest, because it turns out you might just need some brie.
The advice comes fresh – or should we say matured – from 17th century text The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft.
Anthropologist Dr. Holly Walters took to Twitter to share the news, complete with a picture from the book.
A little confused by the advice, Dr. Walters captioned the photo, ‘Well, I mean…’ and proceeded to point out the block of text.
You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.
Well, I mean… pic.twitter.com/oadoN1liLC
— Dr. Holly Walters (@Manigarm) January 12, 2021
While the advice comes a little too late for the festive season, it’s right in time for Valentine’s Day.
Who needs chocolates and roses when you can have fascinating feta?
Of course, people took to Twitter to weigh in on the discussion. One user wrote that it’s ‘what women really want’, with another adding, ‘Fascinating cheese is my dating style.’
Another boldly said, ‘This works,’ and, honestly, would you not be grateful for some extra cheddar?
One romantic user continued: “I have a Kraft American Single that I have been saving for my dream girl.”
Sounds like the start of an epic love story.
It’s not just women who can be impressed by the pasteurized gift, with another user adding, ‘I’ve found this works with men and [non-binary people] too’.
Well, with that, we’re off to the shops to grab a cheeseboard.
Addison Rae Shows Off Her Nude Tits For The New Year
Social media star Addison Rae appears to waste little time this new year showing off her nude boobs, as you can see in the recently released selfie photos above.
Of course Addison Rae’s mammary mounds noticeably increased in size last year, and they certainly don’t appear to be slowing down…
And while many suspect that Addison’s newfound busty bosom is the result of breast implants… Us virile MAGA Warriors think these bulbous milk bags come from all of the hormones from Addison’s bi-monthly abortions.
For a brazen Jezebel like Addison is certainly getting her sex holes slammed raw by a least two to three dozen men at a time… And with the way her blubbery butt is starting to stick out, at least 50% of those guys are probably black.
Addison rae from SexTapesOnlly