Abigail Cowen: NASA scientist warns astronauts not to Masturbate in Zero Gravity as Stray Sperm may impregnant all the Female Astronauts onboard at the same time!

Abigail Cowen: Please do not spray sperm on me…

A NASA scientist has explained why there are strict guidelines over “alone-time” onboard in zero gravity.

Astronauts have been warned against masturbating in space over fears female astronauts could get impregnated by stray fluids…. ‘STRAY FLUIDS’ as in Stray Bullets?

There are strict guidelines over “alone-time” onboard in zero gravity. Scientists have warned even the slightest rouge droplet could cause chaos on board.

Late night TV host Conan O’Brien waded into the uncomfortable topic while interviewing a NASA engineer, asking him if he had ever sent porn to the International Space Station.

“No, none of that,” the scientist, Smythe, said.

“Does porn work in zero gravity? It goes everywhere,” Conan probed.

“Three female astronauts can be impregnated by the same man on the same session … it finds its way,” the scientist continued.

Jerk Off Bong For Male Astronauts

Sex and masturbation in space is a logistical nightmare, with problems ranging from floating fluids to shrinking manhoods, according to US astronomer Dr John Millis.

He compared sex in space to having intercourse while “skydiving”, but added that it was “not impossible”.

Presumably cosmonauts had this in mind when Kremlin sperm scientists came knocking.

Russian scientist Dr Irina Ogneva’s asked male cosmonauts to provide sperm samples back in 2019.

“There are no cosmonauts who want to,” she revealed.

Abigail Cowen Nude Selfie Photos Released

Actress Abigail Cowen appears to show off her nude body in the selfie photos above.

Perhaps these nude pics are the “big break” that Abigail Cowen needs to finally get her career off of the ground… For despite starring in multiple Netflix original series, Abigail still remains a solid C-lister.

Yes, Abigail is no doubt following the time honored heathen Hollywood tradition of releasing nude photos to increase her notoriety… And as we know all too well from studying Satanic Showbiz, it won’t be long now until Abigail’s depraved dedication pays off and her sinfully silky smooth scarlet sex slit makes her a big success.