Woman breaks husband’s penis by jolting up during sex because she wanted to shop online
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And the winner of the most unfortunate husband prize goes to a Chinese man whose wife chose the completely wrong moment to jolt up during sex to shop online, leaving her poor husband with a fractured penis.
The incredibly sad incident happened late on Tuesday night, after a married couple’s lovemaking was cut short when the woman’s phone alarm went off, signalling the beginning of mega online sales for Singles’ Day.
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The desperate woman was reportedly so eager to nab the best sales, she accidentally broke her husband’s manhood while scrambling off him to grab her phone.
According to Comrade News, the woman’s shopping spree was in vain as she spent the next few moments attending to her hubby’s screams of pain.
Though there was no obvious damage, the unlucky man woke the next day with a purple, swollen penis.
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The couple rushed to the hospital, where a doctor found the man had ruptured his Corpora cavernosa and thus he needed emergency surgery.
Thankfully, he did not suffer any permanent damage and can return to his, rather interesting, lovemaking sessions with his wife.
As long as Singles day or Black Friday doesn’t come around too soon that is.
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