Trump Admin Insider Blows Lid Off Tariffs: ‘It’s All Fake’!? All the president’s “Deals” are just Theatrics… And resulting in Blake Lively Bitchy Side Boob Runs PR Damage Control

Blake Lively’s got a new Deal — “Bitchy Side Boob Runs PR Damage Control”

Trump Admin Insider Blows Lid Off Tariffs: ‘It’s All Fake’

A source close to the MAGA administration suggested the president’s “deals” are all theatrics.

A source deeply embedded in the Trump administration’s ongoing trade talks accused the Republican president of waging a tariff war for TV ratings.

“[Donald] Trump knows the most interesting part of his presidency is the tariff conversation,” the White House insider, who chose to remain anonymous out of fear of reprisals, told Politico. “It’s all fake. There’s no deadline. It’s a self-imposed landmark in this theatrical show, and that’s where we are.”

In April, the MAGA figurehead paused his sweeping “Liberation Day” tariffs to announce a three-month window for the world to negotiate new trade agreements with the United States—or face the full force of his levies.

In a subsequent interview with Time magazine, Trump claimed to have in principle already “made all the deals” with more than 200 foreign partners, before later suggesting the real number would likely be closer to just a few dozen.

Yet ahead of a self-imposed July 9 deadline, only the UK and China have inked relatively limited arrangements, with less than four days now left to go.

As global markets brace for the Wednesday deadline, Trump has lately appeared full of tough talk in his public appearances, telling reporters Friday he’d already signed more than 12 “take it or leave it” letters to various countries reminding them of the levies they’ll face if a deal is not soon reached, Reuters reported.

On Sunday, Trump announced that the first dozen letters will be sent out this week as Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent confirmed that the looming deadline has been moved again, this time to Aug. 1.

“President Trump is going to be sending letters to some of our trading partners saying that if you don’t move things along, then on Aug. 1st, you will be boomerang back to your April 2nd tariff level,” Bessent told CNN.

“I think we’re gonna see a lot of deals very quickly.”

On other occasions, Trump appeared to revel in the uncertainty that his tariff regime has created. “We can do whatever we want,” he said of the deadline during a White House press conference Tuesday, CNBC reported. “We could extend it, we could make it shorter. I’d like to make it shorter.”

That ambivalence apparently has some of the president’s allies questioning just how far he’s willing to go to net new trade opportunities for the country.

“You have wins. Take them,” as the White House insider put it to Politico. “You only have to assume he doesn’t want to take them because he likes the game too much.”

Anyone feels the “GOP Trickle Down” yet?

In a statement to the Daily Beast, White House spokesman Kush Desai said, “The hollowing out of American Main Streets and industries by unfair foreign trade practices is not a theatrical show.” Desai added, “President Trump pledged to use tariffs to level the playing field and restore American Greatness, and the Administration is committed to delivering on this pledge.”

As a result,

Blake Lively Bitchy Side Boob Runs PR Damage Control

Actress Blake Lively scrambles to salvage her tattered public image by shamelessly flaunting her bulbous, bitchy side boob in what appears to be an attempt to slither back into the depraved MAGA masses’ good graces in the video above.

Of course, the pious MAGAs couldn’t care less that Blake is a shrewish harpy, as we are not shallow and judge women exclusively on their looks and not their personalities. After all, a woman’s misbehavior is merely a mirror reflecting the failures of her male overseer. And in Blake’s case, she is shackled to an extremely effeminate, limp-wristed actor in Ryan Reynolds.

Despite the rabble’s current disdain, Blake shouldn’t be dragged out behind the barn and put out of her misery just yet. After all, those massive heaving mammaries of hers still have some life in them.

Besides, as we can see from the bikini runway video clip above from Blake’s early days in showbiz, when her udders are adequately drained, she appears to have a much less insufferable demeanor. This is yet another damning indictment that homoqueer Ryan Reynolds is failing her as an owner. So, let us bow our heads and pray for Blake’s salvation—not through her own merit, for she has none, but through the divine intervention of conversion to MAGA Christianity. Only by submitting to a powerful, iron-fisted MAGA master can she be properly trained, her wild, self-entitled spirit broken like a mare under a firm saddle.