Top Naked Babes of CALIFORNICATION
Californication, oh Californication, here I come.
Despite of losing the reliable flow in final season(s), Cali will always be one of my favourite shows with Hank being at the top of the best characters I’ve seen in my TV life. It’s really a sad thing that two of the probably most nude show ever β Cali and in next week True Blood β end in the same year. It feels like end of an era. Both ending in such a weak edition.Don’t want to talk much about the series itself, but let me just add this β Cali should have ended in Season 4 when all plots were solved and Hank was leaving California in the sunset. It was (at least for me) the perfect ending.
18. Christina Ulloa
Ulla la, la la la la. There is a funny story involving Christina. There was on IMDB section that was called “Fresh New Faces” or something like that. In that section I noticed Christina and was hoping to see her somewhere soon cuz she was really one fine looking girl. And if I’m remembering itΒ correctly, no more than couple of weeks later…Boom! Naked and riding Charlie.
17. Sammi Maben & Megan Stevenson
Sadly Californication rarely went into girl-on-girl territory, but thankfully they done it in superb topless way in Season 4 AKA The Last Good Season. Plus the finale of this episode (with monkey and auto-erotic asphyxiation) is for me the last truly hilarious moment in Californication.
16. Carla Gallo
Welcome to the Vaginatown! Here’s Carla, she will be your guide.

Oh, that was a time, a great time when Cali was so provocative, always going a step further, first with nun giving a head in opening scene and later with this girl squirting all over Charlie’s face. Hell Yeah! And that’s why Season 1 is still the best.
14. Zita Vass
I would mouth-rape her all the time. And it won’t be “by mistake”.
13. Madeline Zima
She could punch me any time : )
This is why Cali was one of the greatest show with nudity ever β in first episode aka in a little over half-hour we got 4 (four!) amazing disrobed girls! Now this is a true nude fest. And two of them were Alison and Camille and I’m grateful for it.
11. Camille Chen
One of the best Charlie’s conquest and I’m sucker for Asian girls.
10. Allison McAtee & Alissa Dean
2 girls, 1 episode, hundreds of happy endings for me.
As they say “Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” and Sasha mother just had to be as bangable as her daughter. With her amazing titts she’s the real MILF.
8. Kristine Blackport
Is there any better way to open the season, than with a naked blond beauty riding Hank? And later with Hank’s poetic description of her vagina?
Probably the most dirtiest girl in Californication history. Somehow Charlie had the same amount of fucktastic girls as Hank had, only that he was involved with the weird ones.
6. Rachel Miner
Maybe she didn’t showed too much in series, but my kinky side love this girl so much. I don’t support cheating on your wife but I admit it would be hard to resist the temptation of spanking Rachel ass again and again and again.
Oh Michele, probably the most (in)famous nun in TV show history. Now this is how you open the series β with a little of profanity and naked blond girl! And everyone sold on your show!
Sadly Brigette was the only good part in final season of Californication. I would be her customer every day.
Maggie played a muse in Cali and indeed she was a muse for me… and more precisely her steel butt was a muse for hours of pleasure. Mix that with Meghan’s Megha Falcones…..I will not see daylight for days.
Now how could I not put this pocket rocket among the top three? If Hank don’t want to be her fuck toy, I can take his place any time.
The babysitter of my (wildest) dreams with cute Cali body and vibrant British voice. Wet boobies, perky booty and gorgeous smile make her my number one!
Plus this amusing twitter chit-chat between Camilla and Runkulus Maximus himself: https://twitter.com/camilluddington/status/454456432071421952