Tila Tequila On Parenting

Tila Tequila’s pussy and asshole

When we last left Tila Tequila she was claiming to be a powerful sparkle wizard, and since then, she’s become even worse by turning into one of those gun-toting libertarian who constantly posts conspiracy theories on Facebook. Which makes it even more awesome that she’s spouting parenting advice now because I can’t think of a more informative source than a fake-breasted leprechaun I’m still convinced only I can see:

Why the fuck are some parents still doping their babies up with adderall? You might as well just fucking shoot them point blank in the face! What the fuck is wrong with you?????? I have seen full grown adults who would have sever violent rages, and total numbness of emotions and could never understand why everyone is so irritated by their negative energies they put out there so why in the fuck would you give your child adderall you dumb piece of shit! Your child does NOT have ADHD you dumbs! Those are the years when children are SUPPOSED to be active, learning, growing, evolving, and BEING KIDS! There is no such thing as ADHD for no fucking children! Shit pisses me off! For instance look at what tthis dumb hag of a mother said in a forum about her 7 year old son that she was doping up with adderalll:

“My 7 yr old has crying spells when it first kicks in and when it wears off he has really bad moodswings and sometimes bad rages. It is starting to depress me to see my child go through this”

OK YOU STUPID DUMB CUNT THEN STOP FEEDING YOUR BABIES DOPE YOU DIPSHIT FUCKING SHEEPLE OF A PARENT!

Okay, the fluoride in the water is a tad overboard, but you’re a libertarian who believes stupid shit, I get it. That said, wow, yes, there actually is a problem with over-diagnosing ADD and in turn over-medicating children in this country, so this is a good dialog to have. Just whatever you do, don’t follow it up with something completely batshit like, for example, you can repel FEMA with your mind:

Don’t worry about FEMA and Martial Law etc. There are beings here who can stop that with our minds. I am one of them. There are plenty more. Don’t worry.. their agendas will not go through, as much as they try it will not work. If it did, they would have been able to do it a long time ago but you see they keep getting desperate… pushing every bit of last minute agendas to hang on that last bit hanging on by a thread. It will not work. They already have been defeated. The rest will all be just mind games. I am saying this as bluntly as I can to avoid any types of games or confusion.

So how far does a drill bit need to enter my skull for me to stop seeing this? Give or take.

Tila Tequila stopped by Greenhouse nightclub in New York City to perform her new single “I Fucked the DJ” Thursday night and it looks like she is done pretending to adopt children to appease the ghost of Casey Johnson who talks to her at night or some crazy bullshit she tweeted. Because there is literally no adoption agency (aside from a Russian white baby mill for Americans) on earth that will look at these drunken nipple slip pictures and say “we really need to put a child into this equation.” This young woman oozes responsibility, class and sophistication…or oozes something… best not to touch it. You don’t know where she has been. Or who has been in her holes! But at least her panties look clean right?

Only three months after her girlfriend Casey Johnson passed away and two months since she allegedly miscarried (she probably had an abortion since after the death there was no way she was going to get her hands on Johnson family fortune if she was even pregnant in the first place), Tila Tequila is officially back to her old attention whoring tricks. The tiny star was teetering on some stilettos and wore a skanky apricot dress. She performed for a small crowd at the club and even threw in a few nip slips and upskirts for good measure. Anyway, I don’t know this for sure but something tells me she bleaches her nipples. So we can safely assume she also bleach her asshole, the damn whore… The pink is nice though.

Tila Nguyen (pronounced /tiːˈlɑː ˈnʊjɪn/) (legal name: Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen, born October 24, 1981 in Singapore), better known by her stage name Tila Tequila, is an American model, entertainer, and singer residing in West Hollywood, California. She is known for her appearances in Stuff, Maxim, Time, Penthouse, her role as host of the Fuse TV show Pants-Off Dance-Off and her position as the most popular artist on MySpace (according to page views) as of April 2006. She was raised in Houston, Texas. Her MTV show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila premiered on October 9, 2007.