The #PigGate Saga

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Granted, co-author Isabel Oakeshott’s evidence for pubishing the claim seems more than a bit thin. As the writers note in the book, since it’s based on a single source, “Perhaps it is a case of mistaken identity. Yet it is an elaborate story for an otherwise credible figure to invent.”
Then, Oakeshott went on a TV program in the U.K. and said, “We thought about whether to put [the story] in or not, but in the end it made us smile.”
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“[That] really sounds like something David Cameron would say after sticking his dick in a dead pig—if he did it! If he did… Which he definitely did,” proclaimed a giddy Oliver. “I honestly don’t want to look into this story too closely in case it falls apart, but to ignore it simply because it might not be true is to look a gift horse in the mouth—a mouth tenderly wrapped around the thrusting penis of British Prime Minister David Cameron.”
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Oliver then noted how funny it was seeing British morning show hosts struggle to discuss the specifics of the story without discussing the specifics of the story, throwing to a clip from The Wright Stuff wherein a caller mentioned Cameron “putting his cock in a dead pig’s mouth” on air, much to the chagrin of the show’s host.
“OK, but in that caller’s defense, ‘putting his cock in a dead pig’s mouth’ probably is the politest possible way to say it,” said Oliver. “Consider the alternatives: ‘David Cameron was sucked-and-fucked by a Christmas ham.’ Is that better? Is that better?! ‘David Cameron received an unenthusiastic blowie from one-third of a BLT.’ Do you prefer that? You tell me a delicate way to put this! Go on Twitter right now and tell the British media a more polite way to put it using the hashtag #RESPECTFULINTERSPECIESFACEFUCK.”
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Paris Grabbing Britney’s Tit 

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Later on in the program, Oliver ripped “noted swine-fellatio enthusiast” Cameron for his unfortunate reaction to the Syrian refugee crisis, with the PM repeatedly referring to the refugees by the uninviting word “swarm.”
Although perhaps expecting any degree of politesse from a man who may have face-fucked a dead pig is asking too much.