Yet another Harvey Weinstein or Jeffrey Epstein?
You betcha.
Rob Cohen, Alleged Hollywood Pedophile Sex Pervert
Apparently this Cohen is both Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein at the same time!
According to a report in HuffPost published Saturday, Cohen allegedly sexually assaulted an unnamed victim — given the name Jane in the article to protect her anonymity — while she was unconscious. The reported assault occurred in 2015 after Cohen invited Jane to a business meeting in Manhattan to discuss collaborating on a TV pilot.
HuffPost writes that Jane began feeling “fuzzy” after having dinner with Cohen but still accompanied him to another bar because she “was excited about the career opportunity.” The next thing she remembered is waking up naked with Cohen’s “face in her crotch and his fingers inside her.”
So, who is this “Jane” that got fingered by the Hollywood perv?
Clues we gathered from the allegations suggestthat “Jane” is likely young, not exactly a Hollywood star. Chances are she is a white if the diet of Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein is anything to go by.
For entertainment sake, Let’s just start with hotties featured in ‘The Fast and the Furious’: –
Vanessa Kirby
Vanessa Kirby is an English stage, television and film actress and model. She starred as Estella in the BBC adaptation of Great Expectations in 2011, and as Joanna in Richard Curtis’ romantic comedy About Time in 2013.
Born: April 18, 1988 (age 31 years), Wimbledon, London, United Kingdom
Height: 5′ 7″
Nationality: British
Awards: British Academy Television Award for Best Supporting Actress,
Nominations: Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series
ScandalShack: A potential victim.
Eiza González
Eiza González Reyna is a Mexican actress and singer. She gained popularity for her debut role as Lola Valente in the Mexican musical telenovela Lola, érase una vez. She also portrayed the lead role of Clara Molina on the Nickelodeon teen drama Sueña conmigo.
Born: January 30, 1990 (age 29 years), Mexico City, Mexico
Height: 5′ 8″
Nationality: Mexican
Upcoming movies: Godzilla vs. Kong, Bloodsho
ScandalShack: Not likely. The Kohen Fingering Ritual is not known to have been performed on Latina. Sorry Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Michelle Rodriguez
Mayte Michelle Rodriguez is an American actress. Her breakout role was as a troubled boxer in the independent film Girlfight, which was met with critical acclaim and earned her several awards, including the Independent Spirit Award and Gotham Award for Best Debut Performance.
Born: July 12, 1978 (age 41 years), San Antonio, TX
Nationality: American
Height: 5′ 5″
Upcoming movie: Fast & Furious 9
TV shows: Lost, Amores verdaderos, IGPX, 40 y 20: Extras
ScandalShack: Again not likely. The Kohen Fingering Ritual is not for Latina. Sorry again, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Elsa Pataky
Elsa Lafuente Medianu, known professionally as Elsa Pataky, is a Spanish model, actress, and film producer. Pataky is known for her role as Elena Neves in The Fast and the Furious franchise. She has appeared in the films Snakes on a Plane, Giallo and Give ‘Em Hell, Malone.
Born: July 18, 1976 (age 43 years), Madrid, Spain
Height: 5′ 3″
Nationality: Spanish
ScandalShack: Not likely. She is too OLD for the Kohen Fingering Ritual.
Gal Gadot
Sorry, it’s not Kosher to display her face here
Gal Gadot Varsano is an Israeli actress and model. At age 18, she was crowned Miss Israel 2004. She then served two years in the Israel Defense Forces as a combat instructor, and she began studying law and international relations at IDC Herzliya college while building up her modeling and acting careers.
Born: April 30, 1985 (age 34 years), Petah Tikva, Israel
Height: 5′ 10″
Upcoming movies: Wonder Woman 1984, Death on the Nile
ScandalShack: Not a chance. The Kohens do not consume their own kind. What more those hail from the Arab world
Jordana Brewster
Jordana Brewster is a Panamanian-American actress and model. She made her acting debut in an episode of All My Children in 1995 and next took on the recurring role as Nikki Munson in As the World Turns, garnering a nomination for Outstanding Teen Performer at the 1997 Soap Opera Digest Award.
Born: April 26, 1980 (age 39 years), Panama City, Panama
Height: 5′ 7″
TV shows: Lethal Weapon, Dallas, American Crime Story, Secrets and Lies, As the World Turns, Gigantic
Upcoming movie: Fast & Furious 9
Nationality: American, Panamanian
ScandalShack: Not likely. Not only she is too OLD for the Kohen Fingering Ritual, she is also a Latina. Sorry, Kohen only known to consume WHITE meat.
Nathalie Emmanuel
Nathalie Joanne Emmanuel is an English actress. Emmanuel began her acting career appearing in theatre in the late 1990s, accruing roles in various West End productions such as the musical The Lion King. Wikipedia
Born: March 2, 1989 (age 30 years), Southend-on-Sea, United Kingdom
Height: 5′ 7″
Nationality: British
Upcoming movie: Fast & Furious 9
Education: Masters Performing Arts College, Westcliff High School for Girls, St. Hilda’s School
ScandalShack: Not likely. Nathalie is a Negress? Kohen only consume WHITE meat. Regardless, she is not white enough.
Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron is a South African and American actress and producer. She is the recipient of several accolades, including an Academy Award, a Golden Globe Award, an American Cinematheque Award, and the Silver Bear for Best Actress.
Born: August 7, 1975 (age 44 years), Benoni, South Africa
Height: 5′ 10″
Upcoming movies: Bombshell, Fast & Furious 9, The Addams Family
TV shows: Arrested Development, Extra, Prometheus: Extras, MTV Movie Awards
ScandalShack: Only if she is 20 years younger and not as celebrated. So no, Charlize is not even a suspect.
Eva Mendes
Eva de la Caridad Méndez, known professionally as Eva Mendes, is an American actress, model and businesswoman. Her acting career began in the late 1990s, with a series of roles in B films such as Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror and Urban Legends: Final Cut. Wikipedia
Born: March 5, 1974 (age 45 years), Miami, FL
Nationality: American
Height: 5′ 6″
ScandalShack: Not likely. The Kohen Fingering Ritual is not known to have been performed on Latina. Sorry Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Devon Aoki
Devon Edwenna Aoki is an American actress and fashion model. Aoki’s film roles include supporting roles in 2 Fast 2 Furious and Sin City and lead roles in DOA: Dead or Alive and Mutant Chronicles. She is now considered as an icon in the fashion industry by models.com.
Born: August 10, 1982 (age 37 years), New York, NY
Height: 5′ 5″
Children: Alessandra Linville Bailey, James Hunter Bailey, Jr., Eleanor Talitha Bailey
Siblings: Steve Aoki, Jenifer Crumb, Kana Grace Nootenboom, Kevin Aoki, Echo V. Aoki, Kyle N. Aoki
Nationality: American, German
ScandalShack: Not likely due to age factor.
Helen Mirren
Dame Helen Lydia Mirren, DBE is an English actor. Mirren began her acting career with the Royal Shakespeare Company in 1967 and is one of the few performers who have achieved the Triple Crown of Acting.
Born: July 26, 1945 (age 74 years), Chiswick, London, United Kingdom
Height: 5′ 4″
TV shows: Catherine the Great, Prime Suspect, Elizabeth I, MORE
Upcoming movies: Fast & Furious 9, The Good Liar, The One and Only Ivan, #AnneFrank. Parallel Stories
Awards: Academy Award for Best Actress
ScandalShack: Perhaps her granddaughter.
Nathalie Kelley
Nathalie Kelley is an Australian actress known for her role as Neela in the 2006 action film The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, and for her roles in various television series including Body of Proof, Unreal, The Vampire Diaries and Dynasty.
Born: October 5, 1985 (age 33 years), Lima, Peru
Nationality: Australian
Height: 5′ 7″
ScandalShack: She does fit the suspect profile.
Ronda Rousey
Ronda Jean Rousey is an American professional wrestler, actress, author, and former mixed martial artist and judoka. She is currently signed to WWE, and on hiatus. Her longstanding nickname, “Rowdy”, was inherited from late professional wrestler Roddy Piper. Wikipedia
Born: February 1, 1987 (age 32 years), Riverside, CA
Height: 5′ 7″
Weight: 134 lbs
Career start: 2011, 2018
ScandalShack: We won’t touch Ronda if we’re a member of the Kohen, much less finger her. Lest we get FINGERED back…. ANALLY
Gina Carano
Gina Joy Carano is an American actress, television personality, fitness model and a former mixed martial artist. Carano began training in Muay Thai before transitioning to competitive MMA, where she competed in Strikeforce and EliteXC. She was featured in ESPN The Magazine as well as Maxim.
Born: April 16, 1982 (age 37 years), Dallas, TX
Height: 5′ 8″
Weight: 143 lbs
Nationality: American
Martial arts: Mixed martial arts, Muay Thai
ScandalShack: Nope. Too OLD, Too much MUSCLE. Also Cohen Fingering Ritual is not offered to Latina?
Stephanie Vogt
Born: August 12, 1975 (age 44 years), Kearney, NE
ScandalShack: This one is too OLD to warrant a Cohen Fingering Ritual.
HuffPost also reports that Jane sought treatment for sexual assault after her meeting with Cohen. Additionally, Two people close to Jane reportedly confirmed that she told them about the assault immediately after it happened.
Cohen’s lawyer Martin Singer responded to the accusations in a 13-page letter to HuffPost.
Martin Singer? The world #1 Fappening Guru?
“The proposed Story is an outrageous defamatory hit piece, making extraordinarily offensive assertions that my client engaged in heinous sexual misconduct, criminal wrongdoing, and other inappropriate behavior, which are vehemently disputed and denied by my client,” Singer wrote. Singer also warned HuffPost about “publishing this Story in an effort to feed the ‘Me Too’ media frenzy with this salacious Story.”
Singer did not immediately respond to media’s request for comment.
Earlier this year, Cohen faced similar charges from his daughter Valkyrie Weather who accused him of molesting her when she was a child.
Daugther? Incest?
Now we wonder if Donald Trump belongs to the same tribe?
What… Also a child?
Looks like we got another Jeffrey Epstein here.
‘He used my body for his own sexual gratification’: The Fast and the Furious director’s transgender daughter, 32, accuses her father of molesting her when she was just two years old and claims he would tell her stories of raping women
- Valkyrie Weather made the accusations against her father Rob Cohen, 69, in a public Facebook post
- Weather said she was made aware of the ‘sexual assault’ by her mother Diana Mitzner, Cohen’s first wife
- Weather also accused her father of raping another woman
Cohen has denied all allegations against him calling them ‘categorically untrue’ — Daily Mail
Weather also accused Cohen of taking her to visit sex workers in overseas shooting locations when she was a teen. Cohen has denied the allegations.
Cohen is best known for his work directing the first “Fast and the Furious” film in 2001. He also directed “The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor,” which was released in 2008.
So, what do Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, and Rob Cohen have in common?
Well, Google says Cohen (or Kohen if you live in the Arab world) is a member of the priestly class, having certain rights and duties in God’s house.
No, we do not know what does that mean due to our limited skills in the art of scandalous interpretation.