Tana Mongeau is totally disappointed with British men’s ‘SMALL’ penises!

YouTuber Tana Mongeau left disappointed by British men’s ‘small’ penises after visit

Tana Mongeau has shared her views on British men’s penises and it’s fair to say she isn’t impressed.

The American YouTuber opened up about her sexual experiences with fellas from the UK and she didn’t have many good words to say, to be honest with you.

Appearing on a recent episode of GK Barry’s Saving Grace podcast, she revealed: “I’ve actually got no dick in London thus far.”

To which Grace said: “Probably best because British willies… You know when people have a thing about British teeth, like we have shit teeth. I think we probably have bad dicks as well.”

And Tana, 25, was quick to agree, chipping in: “Yeah, I guess when I think about the British dicks I’ve encountered they are giving uncircumcised and a little small.

“I don’t know what they’re working with and it’s probably an HR violation if I keep talking at all.”

Tana then began to laugh before apologising for what she’d said.

Despite her somewhat unkind words about British blokes, Tana did admit that she currently has a big crush on singer Lewis Capaldi – who happens to be from Scotland in the UK, of course.

Later in the podcast, she shared: “You know who I really have a crush on? Lewis Capaldi. I would fuck the shit out of Lewis Capaldi.”

Grace then, brutally, said: “Is it because you want to help him? Is that why?”

To which Tana responded: “No, I think he could help me. Sincerely, I think he’s daddy.”

She then doubled down, adding: “Lewis Capaldi, dream man.”

She also revealed her ‘dream man’ was Lewis Capaldi. Credit: Instagram/@tanamongeau

But it’s bad news for Tana as Lewis is very happily coupled up with his other half Ellie MacDowall.

Speaking about his relationship earlier this year, he said: “I have a girlfriend and that’s going really well, I am happy chappy, she’s a lovely lady I feel good about everything.”

Meanwhile, Tana was previously engaged to YouTuber turned-boxer Jake Paul after they began dating in early 2019.

In July 2019, the pair exchanged vows in Las Vegas, which was available to watch as a pay-per-view event for $50 a pop.

However, it was later revealed that the couple weren’t legally married, which is probably for the best as they announced their break up in January 2020.

Commenting on the fake nuptials, Tana said the whole thing was something that was ‘fun and lighthearted that we’re obviously doing for fun and for content’. And they say romance is dead.