Once upon a time,
A video clip reportedly showing President Joe Bidenâs son Hunter has sparked outrage from conservative commentators and lawmakers who argue he should be investigated in a similar vein to Donald Trump.
Full Sex Tape Below
The clip was shared in a report earlier this week and purportedly shows a naked Hunter Biden talking to an unidentified woman and recalling an occasion on which he is said to have passed out in a pool in Las Vegas and had a computer stolen from him by Russian drug dealers.
In the clip, which was reportedly filmed in January 2019, Hunter says there were videos on the laptop of him doing like âfucking crazy [bleep] sex [bleep]â and that it was stolen the previous summer.
Full Hunter Biden Sex Tape
Biden | Crack | Hooker
FULL TRANSCRIPT OF HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP CONFESSION TO A HOOKER
Hunter: ‘You know what I just thought of something. When I was in California [inaudible] before I met you. I was with these guys. The one guy was, not like you anyway.
‘Primarily my source, ok? And I spent fucking crazy amounts of money. I went to Las Vegas and he said it would be one day. I made him promise me it would be one day. I hate Las Vegas.
‘And so literally after 18 days going round from penthouse suite to penthouse suite [inaudible] four different hotels, and thousands of dollars. I didn’t even know. He had my credit card, he said we got half off, I was like great. Then I found out it was $10,000 a night. I’m like what.
‘And each night he’d be like ‘there’s going to be so many people here, crazy fu**ing party’ and each night it’s nobody.
‘Hold on I’m peeing.
‘And so that’s when I went into the pool. Into the tub. In the hot tub, above, in Palms that hangs over the side [Inaudible] more than I usually do, way more than that [inaudible]
‘And I went out to the hot tub by myself, which hangs over the edge of the fu**ing top floor, with glass, it’s ridiculous.
‘And so I’m sitting there and that’s the last I remember. And I don’t ever pass out, ever.
‘I wake up and the only people that are there are Miguel, the guy frantically running round gathering things up, ok â and Miguel, and Pierce, this guy, his friend.
‘So anyway, and they had kicked everybody out. And they had cleaned up the entire place, everything ok? And they were getting ready to leave, and I woke up. And there was this Russian 35-year-old, really nice, pure brunette.
‘[Inaudible] I don’t know how long. She refused to leave until they â she refused to leave and they wouldn’t call an ambulance. And they didn’t know whether I was dead or not, at first.
Hooker: ‘ They couldn’t just come over and check [inaudible]’
Hunter: ‘They checked to see if I was breathing. When I finally showed signs of breath, at first I wasn’t breathing, I was in the fu**ing pool face down, they don’t know how long.
‘And she told me that they don’t, they were like ‘we thought we’d get everybody out, because you know we didn’t want, if we had to call, we didn’t want everybody⊒ And she went no. They demanded that [inaudible]
‘Two months before⊠[inaudible]
Hooker: ‘Continue with the story please.’
Hunter: ‘Anyway my computer, I had taken tons of like, just left like that cam on. And he would always put in a passcode and all that, you know what I mean? It was fu**ing crazy sh*t. And somebody stole it during that period of time. He did all this kind of like pretend search and sh*t.
‘The last thing he sent me was $2,000 worth of stuff in an Uber and he sent me a [inaudible] with the Uber, and I had to send the money to a cash app or something….just waiting
Hooker: ‘…In Las Vegas [inaudible]’
Hunter: ‘I think he’s the one that stole my computer. I think the three of them, the three guys that were like a little, like group. The dealer and his two guys, I took them everywhere. Fuucing everywhere, crazy out of your mind shit.
‘The Russian [inaudible] she’d walk out with a fucking bathing suit in her hand.
‘They have videos of me doing this. They have videos of me doing crazy fucking sex fucking, you know.
Hooker: ‘How long ago did this happen?’
Hunter: ‘Summer.’
Hooker: ‘So it would have been out already if they-‘
Hunter: ‘No no no, because my dad [inaudible] running for president. He is, he is, he is. I talk about it all the time. If they do, he also knows I make like a gazillion dollars.’
Hooker: ‘They’d try to blackmail you?’
Hunter: ‘Yeah in some way yeah.’
The presidentâs son appears at one point to suggest the thieves may try to blackmail him with the footage, as well as saying the theft took place while he was âin the [bleep] pool, facedownâ, and that the people he was with âwouldnât call an ambulanceâ, in the video shared by the Daily Mail.
If the account Hunter appears to be telling in the clip is true, it would mean the 51-year-old has lost three laptops, including one which is said to have been left at a Delaware repair shop in an incident he said he does not remember, and another which was reportedly seized by federal agents from the Massachusetts office of former celebrity psychiatrist Keith Ablow, the New York Post reports.
Following the release of the clip, conservatives took to social media to suggest Hunter should be investigated and that the story surrounding the clip was being âsuppressedâ.
Journalist Mollie Hemingway, who writes for The Federalist, tweeted: âCorrupt American media who manically pushed ludicrous 2016 Russia hoax put all hands on deck to rig 2020 election by violently suppressing Hunter Biden laptop story.â
Conservative writer Carmine Sabia wrote: âSomehow Hunter Biden is never reported on and @DonaldJTrumpJr was reported on daily. This is the definition of Kompromat.â
Meanwhile, Fox News anchor Sean Hannity claimed three sources had told him there were compromising pictures on the computer allegedly stolen from Hunter, and that the FBI had âbeen in possession of these laptops for quite some time.â
He added: âMy question is, why has it not been revealed now?. Why has there been no arrest at this point?â
According to the Daily Mail, the clip of Hunter was said to have been contained on a hard drive copied from the MacBook Pro which was left at the Delaware repair shop.
A while ago,
Stripper sues Hunter Biden for Paternity & dumps sex tape online
Joe Biden must be having one hell of a mindfuck as his son, Hunter Biden who was accused of receiving $50,000 every month from Ukraine for doing nothing (except maybe snorting cocaine?), just got himself embroiled in another scandal…. A saucy one.
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The woman who filed a legal claim of having a child from Hunter Biden was a stripper at a Washington, DC, club he frequented around the time he was dating his brotherâs widow, sources told The New York Post.
Lunden Alexis Roberts, the mother of Bidenâs alleged love child, worked under the stage name âDallasâ at the Mpire Club in the capitalâs historic Dupont Circle neighborhood, sources said.
Several Mpire workers said they recognized Roberts, who last week filed court papers that say DNA testing proved that Biden was the father of the child she gave birth to in August 2018. Roberts worked at the club around the time she got pregnant â and when Hunter broke up with former sister-in-law Hallie Biden, the widow of his brother, the late Delaware Attorney General Beau Biden, sources said.
The Mpire Club is about three blocks north of another DC strip joint, Archibaldâs Gentlemenâs Club, where Hunter is accused of smoking crack in, neither of which were the club where he’s also accused of having someone run out to get a dildo “so the gals could use it” on him, according to Page Six.
Then there was the time Hunter returned a Hertz rental car to an Arizona with a crack pipe, and the number of a local colon hydrotherapist called the next day to let the rental agency know the keys were in the gas cap.
Roberts filed her paternity suit against Hunter in May, less than two weeks after he married second wife Melissa Cohen following a whirlwind, six-day romance. Robertsâ recent court filing says heâs ânot expected to challenge the results of the DNA test or the testing process.â
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Honestly, we have no idea WTF is happening…. So, please don’t shoot the messenger — We The Small People.
In any case, the Hunter Biden Sex Scandal is by far the most “complete” exposure of any political figure… so much so no celeb is even needed to narrate the story… Well done, Hunter.
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