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Steve Jobsâ âTantricâ Sex Life Revealed By Ex-Girlfriend In Tell-All Book
Steve Jobs was a sex-mad bully who believed he was a World War II fighter pilot in a previous life, an ex-girlfriend has claimed
Steve Jobs asked his former girlfriend for tantric sex in the garden shed … month, ‘The Bite in the Apple: A Memoir of My Life WithSteve Jobs’.
- Chrisann Brennan revealed intimate details about Apple boss in new book
- Their sex was ‘so profound’ that he called her 15 years to thank her
- After returning from India in 1974, he wanted tantric sex – but she refused
- She recounted how ‘his face turned ugly’ when she said she was pregnant
- The couple dated for five years until her pregnancy in 1977
Steve didnât just help create Apple â he was also quite the lover, too! Two years after his tragic 2011 death at the age of 56, former girlfriend Chrisann Brennan wrote a deeply personal book about her rocky relationship with Steve. In her story, she revealed unbelievable details about their shocking sex life!
When you think of tantric sex, Steve Jobs might not be the first person that pops into your head! However, his ex-girlfriend Chrisann Brennan is insisting otherwise. In her new book, she writes about how amazing their sex was! Read on for all the juicy details â including what Steve did to her in the middle of the night and in his garden shed!
Steve Jobs &Â Chrisann Brennan Had âTantricâ Sex
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Chrisann, a graphic designer, gave an excerpt of her new book to Page Six on Oct. 15, titled The Bite in the Apple: A Memoir of My Life With Steve Jobs.Â
Opening up: Brennan (left with their daughter Lisa) has written a book (cover pictures above) about her five-year relationship with Jobs. They split aged 23 when he learned she was pregnant
Steve and Chrisann had an extremely tough relationship, even though they lived together at the time. He denied that he was the father of their daughter, Lisa Brennan-Jobs, born in 1978, for many years.  However, that didnât stop them from having âsublimeâ sex. Steve even called her to thank her for the sex they had 15 years after their relationship ended (in 1977) â when he was married to Laurene Powell!
Steve Job & Laurene Powell
âOur relationship was running hot and cold. We were completely crazy about each other and utterly bored in turns. Steve and I still shared nights of lovemaking so profound that, astonishingly, some fifteen years later, he called me out of the blue to thank me for them. He was married at the time of his call and all I could think of was, âWhoa . . . men . . . are . . . really . . . different.â Imagine if I had called him to say such a thing,â wrote Chrisann.
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Even during turmoil in their relationship (that began in 1972), the late inventor still wanted to have tantric sex with Chrisann in 1973 â in a garden shed!
âIt all broke open between us when he asked if I would make tantric love with him in his garden shed,â she shockingly revealed. Steve also didnât want to climax because he wanted to save all of his energy for work! Not surprisingly, she refused him on this occasion.
Since Steve was busy with the inception of Apple â and having sex â when did he ever have time to sleep? Not during the middle of the night, according to Chrisann!
Steve Jobs Woke Chrisann Brennan Up In The Middle Of The Night To Have Sex
Chrisann wrote that Steve would come home late from working â and wake her up to have sex!
âOn the nights when Steve and I didnât have something to do together â and there were more and more of these â he would often come home late and wake me up to talk and make love,â she stated.
Wow! She also said that when Steve spoke to her in the middle of the night in the late â70s, it was in a âsymbolicâ Zen language.
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