Soccer Scandal: Get your Luis Suarez nipple clamps

Luis Suarez’s biting episode got him banned from the FIFA World Cup but the Uruguayan striker has inspired a Swedish sex shop.

This handout picture made available by Swedish online sex toy shop “Oliver & Eva” shows a woman demonstrating a nipple clamp depicting Uruguay’s forward Luis Suarez on July 1, 2014 in Stockholm. (AFP PHOTO / HO/Oliver & Eva/TOBIAS LUNDQVIST)
Finally, Luis Suarez’s teeth are being used for good instead of evil.
Swedish online sex toy shop “Oliver & Eva” are selling nipple clamps with the Uruguay forward’s face on the clip.
The shop announced the launch of the hilarious product soon after the infamous bite by Suarez against Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini.
But it doesn’t end there as Chinese website Alibaba and its affiliate site Taobao are selling bottle openers featuring the Uruguay striker – just put his open mouth on the cap of your Molson Canadian and he’ll bite it off.

However, according to Wall Street Journal, the products don’t actually exist yet. Merchants are taking orders and trying to get the items manufactured as quickly as possible.
Suarez, who also plays for Liverpool, was suspended for nine matches and four months after biting Italian player Giorgio Chiellini in their Group D match on June 24. It’s the third time Suarez has been banned for biting players. In a carefully worded statement June 30, Suarez expressed remorse and vowed there will “never again” be another incident like it.

Bodypaint Beach Football With European Pornstars

Here are some porn actresses in g-strings and bodypaint playing football (soccer) on a beach painted in the national colors of Germany and Austria. Considering these girls are great with two balls just imagine how good they are with just one. This should be an actual football league… Anyway, the Austrian side beat the German side 10-5 in the match.

WTF … Celeb pussy wanted a good pussy opener: –

Natalie Imbruglia by Real Schrambo

Lily Collins by Insomniac

Emma Stone by Avro Arrow

Alyson Hannigan by Jonjon

Jewel Staite by Cody Smith

Allison Mack by Fredd38

Kristen Bell by Opo

Taylor Swift by Wonderstruck

Michelle Trachtenberg by Popol

Kat Dennings by Real Schrambo

Katy Perry by The Madd Hatter

Amber Heard by Tomletaire

Cobie Smulders (as Lara Croft) by Leon

Justine ‘iJustine’ Ezarik, faker unknownt

The World Cup – Brazilian Style!

Soccer as it was meant to be played…It’s the World Cup, Brazilian style! A bevy of Brazilian beauties and gorgeous

global hotties here prove that less is more and that the game should be played with just a net, a ball and some body paint…