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Paris Hilton Smuggles Drugs In Her Pussy
Paris Hilton hides cocaine and ecstasy in her vagina to sneak past airport security when travelling, according to a new book. And also according to common sense since she is a such a lady. It just seems like something her WHITE TRASH ass would do. The book was written by former “Girls Gone Wild” cameraman Ryan Simkin, and he claims “Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis once had him deliver cocaine to Hilton during a photoshoot forSeventeen magazine.
GGW head honcho Joe Francis is currently trying to block the release of the tell-all book “FLASH! Bars, Boobs, and Busted: 5 Years on the Road with Girls Gone Wild” written by one of his former employees, Ryan Simkin. But Simikin seems not too worried about the lawsuit and is releasing excerpts from the book. The most recent one being about how Paris Hilton smuggled ecstasy and coke in her vagina to France. This allegation arrives on the heels of Paris Hilton being arrested two weeks ago for possession of cocaine in Las Vegas.
Simkin says when Joe Francis was dating Paris Hilton, he wanted twenty hits of ecstasy and four 8-balls of cocaine to give to Paris to smuggle on the plane. And this incident was all before she went to jail so she didn’t pick up this lowlife drug mule behavior behind bars! Her parents should be proud that she keeps her controlled substances out of direct sunlight and nestled away in her own uniquely-feminine dope den. According the latest excerpt via Gawker:
Well, first he needed me to go to the office and get a check from Michael, the controller, for the money; then I needed to go buy the shit and get it to Paris before her flight. I asked how the hell she was going to getc.l of that out of the country on a plane, and he said not to worry about it, that she would handle it.
…I enlisted my roommate to help me out, and he reluctantly agreed. She was down in Culver City at Smashbox studios, which was about a 40 minute drive for us. We sucked it up and made the drive. We pulled into the parking lot, and as we got out, we could see Paparazzi camped out across the street, just waiting for her to leave. We walked in, and she was right there, in mid photo shoot, wearing a nice little sun dress and holding her dog. I knew her from Mardi Gras and from seeing her out a couple times, so she waved at me when I walked in.
…We walked in, and she was naked. She was waiting for her next dress or whatever, but had already taken off her old dress. For the record, I’m a big fan of that move. She asked me if it was any trouble getting it, and I told her not really. I took out the Camel box and handed it to her, and she thanked me. We talked for a minute or two about the apparent difficulty of procuring those drugs in Europe. I asked if she was flying private, and she said, “No, commercial.” And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic.
(Full excerpt at Gawker)
I should be amazed Paris can fit a whole Camel cigarette box into her vagina but I am not really. The only part I don’t believe is that this whore is tight enough to keep a single cigarette box inside of her. I sort of expected that her vag would be able to fit two cigarette boxes full of cocaine and ecstasy.
I am pretty sure there would even be enough room leftover in there for an iPod and a bong. As a matter of fact Paris probably didn’t even need to check any luggage. She just stuffed it all into her huge vag. Anyway, here is Paris Hilton showing off her bikini body as she hit the beach in Hawaii enjoying a relaxing break in Maui over the weekend. I am pretty sure she smuggled some coke to Hawaii last week in her not so secret hiding place.
Paris Whitney Hilton (born February 17, 1981 in New York City, New York, U.S.) is an American celebutante, singer, actress, model, and businesswoman.
She is best-known through the television series The Simple Life. She has appeared in several minor film roles, most notably in the horror film House of Wax in 2005. In 2004 she published a tongue-in-cheek autobiography. In 2006, she released her debut album Paris. Hilton’s career pursuits include singing, modeling, acting, writing, andtelevision. As a result of several legal incidents, Hilton served a widely publicized sentence in an L.A. County jail facility in 2007.
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