Shaman: She is the reason for the mysterious disappearance of jumbo jet MH370

No offense to those affected by the event, the Magic Carpet Shaman hinted he has found the answer … This pretty Malaysian lass.

Sorry, she is the latest answer … According to the “Magic Carpet navigated by Two Coconuts”.

Witch Doctors To Locate Missing MH370 Plane Parody

Malaysia’s celeb “Bomoh” (shaman) performing a “Magic Carpet” ritual at Kuala Lumpur International Airport to locate the missing jumbo jet MH370, a Boeing 777 … with two coconuts nonetheless.

Shaman: She is the reason for the mysterious disappearance of jumbo jet MH370

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Just listen to them talk
Since the mysterious disappearance of MH370, many people have become aviation and crisis management ‘experts’ overnight, judging from the freewheeling comments on social media, especially on Facebook.

It has been two weeks since the mysterious disappearance of MH370 and there is still no real clue although there is plenty of speculation. There are many theories being bandied about but no one has the answers.
But many people, as well as members of the press – have become aviation and crisis management “experts” overnight, judging from the freewheeling comments on social media, especially on Facebook.
But some section of the international media, probably some researchers back at their base stations, are still struggling to figure out where Malaysia is.
CNN put Kuala Lumpur as a city in Indonesia on one occasion, and another TV station placed KL and the whole of the peninsula in Sabah and Sarawak. One TV station confused Melaka with Mecca, as its commentators lectured Malaysians for their incompetence.

Pilgrim Raja Dalelah Raja Latife claiming she spotted a wreckage on the same day MH370 went missing. As the news report stated, pilots rubbished her claim.
But this determined lady lodged a police report and pointed out that she had just returned from the holy land, and that no one can accuse her of lying.
No one is accusing her of anything but many are doubtful. Thank you for the tip-off as all information is important. And thank you for taking the trouble to lodge a police report and alerting the media. You are a fine citizen for sure.
But unless one has bionic eyes or, in the case of the bomoh, uses bamboo binoculars with special Malaysian powers enhanced by Austin Power Snake Oil, it is hard to look down and spot things from a 35,000ft altitude.
Poor lady, she must have been tired, like the French reporter, from all the travelling.
The Chinese have found that out and now Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has, too. He called up all leaders in the world to share the information that satellites had picked up images of two huge objects floating in the sea.
He excitedly told his Parliament, and the world thought this was the “most credible lead” so far, but it doesn’t look like “this is it” any more.
The poor guy has now seen himself going literally down under after the initial spotlight. Despite his many cautionary remarks that the images had not been verified, that has not stopped the barrage of criticisms from being hurled at him.
We believe, from satellite images picked up, that Abbott is now watching on YouTube clips of containers on vessels flying off in rough seas.
We know that many people believe in dreams. Sometimes they get confused, thinking that some Supreme Being is sending Whatsapp messages to their heads while they are sleeping.
So many of us in the media, including this writer, have been receiving messages, SMS, emails and phone calls from people who claim they have the exact GPS coordinates to locate the missing plane.
One said it is somewhere in Madagascar and another said it’s on top of Mount Everest.
Call from Kim Kardashian-sounding reader: “You don’t try to be funny, I can see you are laughing (note: I am actually covering my mouth but yes, she is right. I am laughing, in a technical sense, so maybe she can see things!) but I had a dream last night, the plane was flying over a mountain top, maybe it’s Mount Everest and maybe it’s in Kilimanjaro in Africa. I am not sure. But tell the leaders, quick!
“I could see the passengers and crew members in my dream. The images came to me like a radar or whatever you call it. “
Another sent me a YouTube posting of a religious leader predicting a Malaysian plane would go missing and said I should bring it up to the authorities too.
Thank you for sharing but we haven’t had time to check when he made the prediction.
It is a horrible situation in many ways. The lack of credible leads and information has sparked off anger but as long as the plane is not found, it means there is hope.
It’s an emotional roller-coaster ride but we must pray for MH370, no matter what.