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Donald Trump’s surprising win got many people fapping themselves, wondering if their dickheads are suffering from some kind of new retard syndrome?
Jessica Paré: What? Donald won the election?
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No one knows exactly how could a notorious pussy grabber win the presidential election with such a lousy poll ratings? Don’t worry, the smart alecs will dig the hell out of this multiverse to find the answers for ya …
Meanwhile,
As Americans Look North to Flee Donald Trump, Canada Peers back in Worry
New York Times
The move-to-Canada memes started spreading in earnest shortly after Donald J. Trump looked increasingly likely to win Florida: “Election Night Starter Kit,” read a post on Instagram, above photos of United States passports and an Air Canada plane. Another post depicted a machine-gun-toting man riding a moose, with the words “Canadian Border Patrol Watching for Illegal Americans.”
Back in Nov 6, 2016, Business Insider reported,
9 celebrities who say they’ll move to Canada if Donald Trump becomes president
Barbara Streisand, Chelsea Handler, Stephen King, Keegan-Michael Key, Lena Dunham, Neve Campbell, Ne-Yo, Chloë Sevigny, Bryan Cranston …
Among others, Madonna promised she will give Clinton fans a BLOWJOB … Not any more.
Madonna
Barbara Streisand
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Chelsea Handler
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Lena Dunham
Chloë Sevigny
Also Beyoncé, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Jessica Biel, Amy Schumer, Ellen DeGeneres, Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Kendall Jenner, Lady Gaga and many more celebrated, but not so happy pussies now…
Beyoncé
Katy Perry
Miley Cyrus
Jessica Biel
Amy Schumer
Anne Hathaway
Looks like demand for pot will skyrocket while sales of BRAs will tank in the Great White North soon.
That’s not very sexy … Wondering if Kylie Jenner will go to Canada to suck a moose tit or two?
Kylie Jenner’s Only Accessory in This Pic Is Blue Body Paint
Want to know what Trump’s first day in White House might look like?
Photographs of ‘naked Trump getting a spray tan in the White House’ show how The Donald’s first day could go down
The business magnate then enjoys a romp with Miss Universe contestants and plays roulette, flinging cash around in the White House.
Apple pays tribute President Trump with this Titties Show made possible only with iPhone 5S …
Sinfonía de lo natural (Symphony of Nature)
Bill Maher: Bible Trumpers
In his editorial New Rule, Bill thanks Donald Trump for exposing his evangelical Christian supporters as the shameless hypocrites they’ve always been.
And you know what? It’s time to collect Melania’s stuffs, especially her panties …Why? Because there will be a lot money in her sexy stuffs – especially her soiled panties … Here is a living proof,
Keri Russell
Revenge Porn
Sacked employee convicted after posting ‘revenge porn’ of boss to wife’s Facebook
Sexy Scandals by Kendall Jenner etc.