Olivia Alexander in Bus Driver (2016)
- I love when a girl pretends to condition her hair while rubbing her vag on my belly button (I’m have an outie, so they really get off on
- Put this on your résumé.
Edit: rectifié, pardonne-moi l’erreur de la grammaire - I was planning on using it in the forward to my upcoming Paleo cookbook.
- Omelette du fromage.
- Deaddé memē
Scandalous Scene at Met Gala after party at the Boom Boom Room
Katy Perry turns heads in a leotard and sequinned cape at Met Gala afterparty … after being blasted for wearing a John Galliano gown on the red carpet following his anti-Semitic rants
Katy Perry Arriving at Boom Boom Afterparty May 2 2017
She came under fire for wearing a dress to the Met Gala designed by John Galliano who once said he ‘loved Hitler’ during an anti-Semitic rant.
But Katy Perry brushed the controversy aside as she headed to the afterparty at New York’s Boom Boom room on Monday in a tiny orange leotard.
Zendaya Nipple Slip
Disney star Zendaya suffers a mini nip-slip as she wears daring floral suit to Met Gala after party
The Disney star, 20, let her nipple show as she went bra-free in a jumpsuit when attending a Met Gala after party at the Boom Boom Room.
This comes after she stunned in a Dolce & Gabbana ball gown at the the event in NYC, which had a theme of Comme des Garçons designer Rei Kawakubo’s outlandish aesthetic.
Rihanna, Lorde, and More Stars Who Suffered Wardrobe Malfunctions at the Met Gala
Elizabeth Olsen
Sex Scandal »
How he considered a gay fling, had passionate sex and COCAINE with one white girl, proposed twice to another – and CHEATED on Michelle before they married
- New biography of Barack Obama is laying bare his life since he was born and discloses his relationships before he married Michelle
- Rising Star: The Making of Barack Obama by Pulitzer-prize winner David J. Garrow is published on May 9
- It reveals Obama was long-term lover of Genevieve Cook, an Australian-born graduate who was three years his senior
- She reveals they had sex on their first date and that the 22-year-old, who was then a journalist on a financial trade magazine, was ‘earthy’ and ‘passionate’
- She also reveals his use of cocaine aged 22 and 23 – far later than he himself has spoken of in his own memoir
- Book reveals he proposed twice to another white girlfriend, Sheila Miyoshi Jager, who is now an Oberlin College, Ohio professor
- He cheated on Michelle by going back to Jager, who now says ‘I always felt bad’ – although he may have cheated on Jager too, with an Hispanic single mom
- The white girlfriends were made into a composite character in Dreams From My Father and Jager says Obama’s own memoir is inaccurate
- And he considered a gay affair while at college where his mentor was an openly-homosexual professor who Obama called ‘a wonderful guy’
Cariba Heine – the blonde one from “H2O: Just Add Water”
Facebook replaces Oculus computer vision head at center of underage sex scandal
Susan Sarandon Nipple Cleaning
Lily Cole
- Ophelia? I’d feel ya.
Ashley Graham Topless (Album)
Eliza Dushku
Eliza Dushki sure is ready to get a lot of fans with a sex scene video from her hit Starz series Banshee. She shows off her nude bum in the scene and even though she hasn’t gotten much success in Hollywood, at 35 she sure seems to be ready to change things dramatically with a very bold scene in which she shows off her rear. Eliza plays a crack addict who has an encounter with an infidel man. The scene looks really passionate – there is a lot of chemistry between her and her co-actor! Eliza sure has an amazing body at 35!
Very impressive. My favorite is probably the shot of just her blue bikini top from Bring It On, because her brother’s freak out when he realized whose boobs he was ogling was hilarious. And that whole car wash scene was fantastic.
There is Amanda Peet, and there is Amanda Teet
Trashy
Jack Daniels
- I did something like this once but with a cheap bottle of vodka inserted into a watermelon.
- How were you able to fit the watermelon in your vagina
- You win.
Stupid Scandals
Lawsuits Arise as Funeral Home won’t Cremate Gay Man
(CNN) A gay man is suing a funeral home in Mississippi, alleging that it refused to cremate his husband because it did not “deal with their kind.”
Jessica Parker Kennedy (Nora on “The Flash”)
Lewd Message?
Construction sign near Marquette in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula.
Chinese groom arrested for inviting 200 fake guests to wedding
In an ominous sign for the marriage ahead, a man in China was arrested for hiring 200 people to come to his wedding and pretend they were his friends and family. The people who called the authorities on him were his new in-laws.
Rachel Miner in Bully
- That’s probably her pickup line. So, have you ever been in a Miner? Would you like to be?
Brooklyn Decker was a naive dumb ass