Selena Gomez’s Big Boobs Buried Epstein’s Client List… Epstein was the Pimp, Ghislaine was the Madam, and Trump was the John… Ghislaine Ready to Spill the Beans on Epstein’s Sex Trafficking

Epstein Slave Selena Gomez confesses the Epstein’s Client List is buried under her Big Boobs…

First thing first, the allegation:-

Jeffrey Epstein was the Pimp, Ghislaine was the Madam, and Donald Trump was the John

Jeffrey Epstein was the pimp, Ghislaine was the madam, and Donald Trump was the john
byu/TugMcNugget inconspiracy

Epstein told many people over many years that he “introduced” Donald Trump and Melania. According to sources, the two met around 1998 and dated off and on until married in 2005, perfectly lining up with the dates of Epstein and Trump being buddies.

Its pretty simple, Jeffrey Epstein was the Pimp arranging the girls for his clients… the Johns.

Ghislaine Maxwell was the Madam, procuring the girls for the clients… the Johns.

Donald Trump was the client, he was the John.

• Explosive tapes recorded by author Michael Wolff show Epstein claiming Trump liked to “f—” his friends’ wives and first slept with Melania on the “Lolita Express.”
• Jeffrey Epstein claimed he introduced President Trump to wife Melania

Epstein Files Showdown Looms: Democrats Dare GOP To Unseal Records

House Democrats Push Long-Shot Efforts to Force Vote on Releasing Pam Bondi’s Jeffrey Epstein Records, Aiming to Exploit Trump-Base Rift.

Ro Khanna just introduced an amendment in Congress to force Representatives to vote on releasing the Epstein files

Ro Khanna just introduced an amendment in Congress to force Representatives to vote on releasing the Epstein files
byu/victorybus inlaw

A list of MAGA before and after the Epstein list verdict

From Tucker to Bannon, Epstein scandal ‘Israel link’ splits MAGA

House GOP blocks Dem maneuver to force release of Epstein files

House Republicans on Monday night voted against attaching a Democratic amendment to landmark cryptocurrency legislation that would force the Justice Department to release the Jeffrey Epstein files.

And the #1 Comment by BillyTheKid:-

Of course these kid fuckers would do that

Epstein Files spark unprecedented division between president and his base that thinks he’s ‘out of touch’

“Up until 10 seconds ago there was unanimous agreement that Epstein was a pedophile and child sex trafficker with high profile clientele…Now, out of the blue, we’re being told that none of that is true”

Fishy Business:-

Wikipedia link to Epstein client list has been altered

On Wikipedia, there currently exists a page entitled Jeffrey Epstein client list, available here 

It hyptheticalizes the existence of the client list, including as much doubt and ambiguity at possible. This is in line with the ‘oops they vanished’ narrative that they’ve just been running.

It is remarkably light on details, especially for a subject which as been in public discussion for the past few years.

I cannot view the change log past the 11th of July, leading me to believe the previous page, which I am certain existed, was scrubbed in favour of this nonsense.

It feels very off and very manufactured. Some of the editor accounts are odd, but not all

The majority of Republicans approve of hiding the Epstein Files, MAGA is truly the ultimate cuckholdry movement

Trump Aides Scramble to Find an Escape From His Epstein Nightmare Before It Gets Worse

To divert attention away from the Epstein coverup

Ghislaine Maxwell Is Ready to Spill the Beans on Epstein’s Sex Trafficking Operation

Why Trump Can’t Make the Epstein Story Go Away

Jeffrey Epstein and the Art of Lying

Jeffrey Epstein and the Art of Lying
byu/explosivejoseph inStandUpComedy

Never forget Trump Epstein pedos had victims as young as 11 years old.

That said,

Selena Gomez buries Epstein’s Client List under her Big Boobs…

Selena Gomez’s Big Boobs Buried Epstein’s Client List

The much-discussed “Epstein client list” appears to have just been discovered buried in the busty bosom of actress Selena Gomez.

Selena’s big breasts must have swept up the list into their gravitational vortex while she and her Mexican cleaning crew compatriots were scrubbing the makeup stains off of Attorney General Pam Bondi’s desk.

Unfortunately, now that the Epstein client list is about to be out in the open, it is time for me to come clean and admit that I, Selena Gomez, am on the list… It is something I am quite ashamed about, not the kid diddling part of course as that is every Attention Whore’s divine right, but rather the cavorting with a filthy Zionist Jew like Jeffrey Epstein. Although in my defense, I was heavily into the fermented yak’s milk during that period of my life, and wasn’t thinking clearly.

Regardless, let us move past my indiscretion to the more important matter of what to do about Selena’s outrageously enormous udders, which have clearly evolved into a national security threat.

TRASHY | SCANDALOUS

Yes, Selena’s massive mammaries are no doubt a treasure trove of lost items. Beyond the refried beans, lip gloss tubes, and car keys (likely to a 1998 Toyota Corolla), who knows what else lurks within their labyrinthine depths? Nuclear launch codes? Colonel Sanders’ 11 herbs and spices secret recipe? Or perhaps even the Ark of the Covenant, wedged uncomfortably between a half-eaten chalupa and a glittery scrunchie.

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