Selena Gomez is pissed off… for real.
Exhibit 1
One girl, one cup, doing her best PEE STANDING UP because that’s progressive and how we push forward as a genderless society….
Selena Gomez Nude Behind-The-Scenes Videos Released
Selena Gomez appears to have just released the nude behind-the-scenes compilation video below online.
Finally we get to see firsthand what it is like to hang around Selena Gomez, and it is even more horrific than we ever imagined…
For not only are Selena’s bare boobies constantly out flapping in the breeze, but she is obsessed with fondling them in front of people.
And just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, Selena adds insult to injury by pulling a Miley and pissing out in public while on camera… Although Miley did it with more pizzazz.
Yes, Selena Gomez’s day-to-day life is clearly a constant stream of steaming hot depravity… In fact, the only thing missing from these candid videos is Selena eating tacos while taking donkey dick down in Tijuana.
That is why Selena is such a danger to civilized society. In fact, to this day us pious Liberals view the Orange Sultan Trump’s inability to deport this degenerate back to Tijuana to be his greatest failure (just slightly ahead of his constant sucking of Israeli dick).
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