Rihanna releases sextape to counter fake news about small dicks of Trump/Kushner

The New York Times reported Trump joked that Kushner’s willie is ‘Half the Size’ of Tom Brady’s“?
No, this must be a fake news.

RiRi’s new birthday gift?

(Apparently that’s the latest 5G Smart Dildo equipped with the most intelligent AI and realistic synthetic skin, so realistic the manufacturer decided to keep it uncircumcised.)

Anyway, the somewhat unflattering remark was allegedly made to New England Patriots owner and a close friend of Trump, Robert Kraft, who was busted for patronizing brothel operated by Trump’s Chinese ‘Guanxi’ Agent Cindy Yang as reported here – Trump’s ‘Access Sales Agent’ for the Chinese market also pimps at #NewEnglandPatroits Sex Spas next to Mar-a-Lago
Apparently Trump’s bromance with New England Patriots superstar Tom Brady has become a true legend: the two are known to have golfed together before the real estate tycoon became president. The quarterback also apparently supported Trump in the 2016 election, as a signature red “Make America Great Again” hat was photographed in his locker.
On top of this, Trump’s first wife and Ivanka’s mother, Ivana, once revealed that Donald even tried to play cupid and fix up a date for their daughter and the football star.

“At one point, Donald wanted her to date Tom Brady, the quarterback. He said, ‘You have to meet him!’ But Ivanka wasn’t into it”, Ivana wrote in her book, “Raising Trump”.

As Donald Trump’s matchmaking ambitions suffered a fiasco, he wound up having Jared Kushner as a son-in-law… with willie measuring half the size Tom Brady – to the dismay of Trump whom Stormy Daniels compared  Donald Trump’s “smaller than average” penis to a toadstool in the book and explained that her alleged sexual affair with the now president was “the least impressive sex” she ever had.
That’s scandalous.
And as such, Rihanna decided to release something saucy to counter the Mar-a-Lago fake news.
Yep, RiRi did it again… Sex Tape!

Rihanna