Scandalous Shots By Hollywood Porn Photog Terry Richardson

Emily Ratajkowski, wherever you are….I know you can hear me because there is no way that our souls aren’t connected…
You are the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about before going to bed…my everything..
When we aren’t together, I feel an emptiness in the core of my everything, that consumes me and leaves me feeling as though I am lost on this empty meaningless earth…which is not convenient since we’ve never met and I feel like that all the time…
But then I see a picture of you, and I see hope as I am reminded of what it is all about…Emily Ratjakowski….
Allowing me to continue this search, looking for you and knowing that one day the stars will align and we will end up together like we are destined to…I’m talking some Final Destination shit…because that’s how destiny works…and every time someone writes poetry for a girl they’ve never met, or love songs, or even blog posts…they always come true…because the girl they are about never finds them creepy and it never leads to restraining orders…
Until that day, the only happiness I find…and the only hope I find…is in pictures…pictures or Emily Ratajkowski that I pull out, even though I’d never pull out of her…
This life of mine belongs to Emily Ratajkowski, no one else matters and she’s looking amazing in GQ…but then again, I may just be blinded by this endless love…love I will continue you to write poetry about or maybe…she’s just looking amazing in GQ…but that’s just because she’s perfect…

Paris Hilton stripped down…at least a little for Terry Richardson, because when you’re an ex pornstar socialite who loves herself more than anyone could ever love her…but more importantly who loves getting naked and having fun, especially when in a room with one of the world’s most prolific and racy fashion photographers…bitch had better bring it….
I have a feeling that this shoot happened randomly, like they just bumped into each other, but Paris was conveniently wearing this outfit under her dress, just in case she needed to get half naked for a photo op…and there is nothing wrong with that…all girls should live their lives as though they are about to be shot by Terry Richardson…it would make for far less soiled, period stained, panties on homeless chicks you bring home…if they happened to know what Terry Richardson was, instead of being too busy looking for food…but you get what I’m saying…girls need to be a bit more like Paris

I am not a Terry Richardson fan site, but I am enough of a fan of Terry Richardson to appreciate that even though he’s scaled down his crackhead hipster porn shit that made him who he is, and that I’m sure we’ve all masturbated to at least once, to make himself more marketable, so that he can make more money and have more access…as the world’s top fashion photographer…but more importantly to know that getting Madonna in a thong is a play on his shock value, getting random homeless girls to insert weirdness in their vaginas, for the snapshot…it’s a more refined, subtle and vile version of his hardcore…cuz Madonna in a thong, is probably one of life’s greatest tragedies…even though we all know we’d totally stick our faces in it after pulling it out of the trash outside the photo studio this was shot at…knowing she’s lost control of her bowels thanks to being 100 fucking years old….

Eniko Mihalik – Terry Richardson Photo Shoot

 

 

 

 

 

Terry Richardson may get a lot of slack for banging his models, even if he doesn’t actually bang the models, but rather models throw themselves at him because he’s Terry Richardson, and girls are whores….I can safely say Madonna, despite being hungry for any form of penis, and despite some of the more disgusting girls he’s had sex with, probably didn’t make the cut, even though she’s Madonna, because she’s just that vile…even though I’d crawl into her womb and snuggle up to her HPV ridden cervix if given the opportunity, but I have no standards and let’s face it, she’s still Madonna…

JESSIE ANDREWS TERRY RICHARDSON PHOTOSHOOT