First,

She Od’d

‘It’s A Joke’: Man Receives Light Sentence For Rape Of A Dying Woman

by Gabe Cohen & JOSH MAGNESS 

Brian Varela, 20, pleaded guilty to 2nd Degree Manslaughter, 3rd Degree Rape, and Unlawful Disposal of Remains.
He admitted he raped 18-year-old Alyssa Noceda last February while she overdosed in his bedroom. He did nothing to help. He even sent photos of her mostly nude body to his friends mocking her as she lay there dying.
Then he tried to cover up Noceda’s death by disposing of her body, but police caught him first. In court, Varela said, “I’m sorry for my foolish actions. Whatever I get is what I deserve.”
A judge sentenced Varela to 34 months in prison Thursday, acknowledging she felt it was inadequate, but state law required her to follow sentencing guidelines. Varela had no criminal history.
“It’s a joke,” Alyssa’s mother, Gina Pierson said. “Usually people who do stuff like this don’t get away with a slap on the wrist.”
Pierson and her family plan to take the fight to the state legislature and challenge those sentencing guidelines. After all, they face a life sentence.
“I just keep thinking I’ll never see her again,” Pierson said.
Noceda leaves behind a sister, age 7. Her mother had to explain to her that Noceda was gone forever.

I think she od’d

The day after hosting a party at his mobile home, Brian Roberto Varela went to his job at Dairy Queen.
When he got there, the 19-year-old from Lynnwood, Washington, bragged to a coworker about what he did the night before. Varela allegedly talked about having sex with a girl who was dying from a drug overdose, the co-worker later told police, and how he put her body in a plastic crate that he planned to bury.
He added that he felt “too tired” to take the girl to the hospital Once the coworker looked up the girl on Facebook — and saw her mother post about how she was missing — he went to police.
Police went to Varela’s mobile home just two hours later and found the body of 18-year-old Alyssa Mae Noceda, her legs broken to fit in the crate. Varela told officers that the girl took painkillers and a concentrated form of liquid THC at the party before passing out.
But he didn’t seek out help for the girl, according to the police report. Instead, his friends said Varela allegedly had sex with Noceda.
“LOL I think she od’d, still breathing. I’m smashing her to pass the time,” he allegedly texted friends in a group chat along with pictures of the girl, who had swollen blue lips.
Police say Varela sent pictures of the unconscious girl to his assistant manager at Dairy Queen. He allegedly unlocked her iPhone using her thumbprint and posted a message on social media to make it appear she was alive and ran away.
He allegedly tried to hide the phone in a wooded area.

Here is another joke…

Mary Carey WTF Remarry, But Needs WTF Divorce

Los Angeles [Mar 2018]

Mary Carey Excited to Remarry, But Needs Divorce

Mary Carey’s got big plans — she’s got a brand new fiance, and she’s getting out of the porn biz … but there’s a tiny issue with that first part…. TMZ
And,

Jonas Brothers pose for photo at ex-porn star Mary Carey’s wedding

A while ago, former porn star Mary Carey scored an unexpected photo opportunity with two thirds of the Jonas Brothers as she celebrated her wedding in Cuba.
The ex-adult actress and her new husband, Dr. Joseph Brownfield, were enjoying their reception at the La Guarida restaurant in Havana, when Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas walked in.
The bride seized the chance to have her picture taken with the musicians, although only Kevin and Nick agreed to pose with Carey and Brownfield, according to TMZ.com.
WTF joke is this…?