Sara Underwood Nude Shower Selfies
Model and TV host Sara Underwood shows off her fully nude body while coming out of the shower in the photos below.
It is certainly refreshing to see a woman set herself a realistic New Year’s resolution, as Sara accomplishes her “take more naked shower selfies” resolution admirably in these pics.
Unfortunately the same can not be said for Sara’s other resolution of learning to twerk her ass, for as we can see in the video clip above that is not going nearly as smoothly.
Of course women are feeble-minded, weak-willed, and base creatures by nature, and so for my wives I try to remember to set the bar low when providing them with goals to focus on in the coming year. For instance by 4th wife Asna is as dumb as a mule and I’ve grown tired of her… So I have set her upon the halal task of wearing the martyr vest to a US check point… You should have seen her face light up when I told her… It is so important to have goals.
Sara Underwood Nude Desert Photo Shoot
Model Sara Underwood tries to seduce us virile Muslim men by posing for a nude photo shoot out in the desert in the video and pics below.
Of course it comes as no surprise to see Sara Underwood so desperate to try and score some massive Muslim meat scud by pandering to our desires with this beautiful desert landscape…
Unfortunately for Sara she knows little about Islamic eroticism, for after working up a nice lather doing shitty gymnastics under the hot desert sun she foolishly washes her musty scent away with a shower. To add insult to injury Sara then further cleans herself upon returning to her oasis in the nude photos below.
What was the point of being naked out in the desert if she is just going to wash off the intensely erotic smell and luscious sand granules (which no doubt would have provided some much needed friction in her cock cave)? This bimbo whore can not get stoned soon enough!
Sara Underwood Naked In A Cave
Model Sara Underwood strips naked, gets oiled up, and then poses at the entrance to a desert cave in her latest nude video and photos below.
It couldn’t be more obvious that Sara Underwood is pandering to us virile Muslim men… Specifically the producers of the hit Islamic reality TV series “Naked and Afraid in a Cave”, in which a nude infidel whore is dropped in a Taliban cave on the beautiful Afghanistan-Pakistan border, and she tries to survive by not getting banged to death by stones or massive Muslim manhoods for 24 hours (no one has done it yet).
Unfortunately for Sara she is unlikely to get picked for the show, as this cave is the perfect analogy for her gaping sex hole since she has clearly been ridden harder than Lance Armstrong’s bicycle… Which makes it almost a certainty that Sara would not last the length of an episode, as the brave mujaheddin would immediately toss her slutty ass off the side of the mountain.
Sara Underwood Nude Yoga Complete Video
Former Playboy Playmate Sara Underwood performs nude yoga in the blasphemous video above.
If there is one infidel fad that us Muslims hate above all others it is yoga. For not only does it provide an opportunity for women to flaunt their sinful bodies in tight and in some cases completely see through pants, but it promotes the ridiculous cow humping pagan religion of Hinduism.
Of course for Sara Underwood to not only promote yoga but do so using her naked body certainly adds insult to injury… And as if that wasn’t bad enough she even defiles the good name of the noble camel with her “camel pose”, which by the way looks nothing like a camel as Sara lacks all of the animal’s extremely sensual curves. Rest assured that this nude yoga video has earned Sara Underwood a strongly worded fatwa, and a place at the top of the lapidation list when Islam finishes conquering the West.