Salma Hayek needs a BOOBJOB because even stingy Lizardman Mark Zuckerberg needs a 5,000-square-foot Underground Doomsday Bunker… Sounds like WW3 coming soon for real?

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Mark Zuckerberg insists the 5,000-square-foot underground structure in his secret Hawaii compound is not a ‘doomsday bunker’

Last December, a lengthy Wired investigation said Meta CEO and Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was in the process of building a 1,400-acre compound on the Hawaiian island of Kauai, which would include a underground shelter spanning over 5,000 square feet. That’s more than twice the size of the average private family home in the U.S.

In a recent interview with Bloomberg, Zuckerberg was asked if that underground space wasn’t just a “shelter,” but rather a “doomsday bunker.”

“No, I think that’s just like a little shelter,” he told Bloomberg’s Emily Chang. “It’s like a basement.”

Billionaires are reportedly building underground bunkers, A trend started by Mark Zuckerberg to “Prepared for World War 3”

Billionaires are reportedly building underground bunkers, A trend started by Mark Zuckerberg to “Prepared for World War 3”.
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Wired’s investigation suggested Zuckerberg’s top-secret Hawaii compound would cost roughly $270 million to build. But the underground shelter would be the pièce de résistance, with “what appears to be a blast-resistant door” made of metal and concrete, an “escape hatch that can be accessed via a ladder,” and “its own energy and food supplies.”

As Wired pointed out, almost everyone who worked on the construction of Zuckerberg’s top-secret Hawaii compound was bound by a strict nondisclosure agreement, from painters to security guards to electricians to carpenters. Sources told the tech publication Zuckerberg’s team even hired different construction crews to work on separate projects within the same site—and workers from different crews were forbidden to speak with one another.

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While workers weren’t allowed to share details on the project, anonymous sources told Wired they speculated Zuckerberg was building “some sort of postapocalyptic bunker,” or possibly even “a vast underground city.” As the New York Post points out, many wealthy folks are rumored to have built their own underground facilities and even tunnels in case of an earth-altering catastrophe, including Microsoft’s Bill Gates, who’s rumored to have underground areas beneath every one of his homes, and Tesla’s Elon Musk.

Salma Hayek is like… “What, even Lizard needs a ‘doomsday bunker’… No!”

Anyway,

Does Salma Hayek need a boobjob?

Salma Hayek Jiménez (born September 2, 1966) is a Mexican film actress, director and producer. She began her career in Mexico starring in the telenovela Teresa and went on to star in the film El Callejón de los Milagros (Miracle Alley) for which she was nominated for an Ariel Award. In 1991 Hayek moved to Hollywood and came to prominence with roles in Hollywood movies such as Desperado (1995), Dogma (1999), and Wild Wild West (1999).

Born: September 2, 1966 (age 46), Coatzacoalcos
Height: 5′ 2″ (1.57 m)
Movies and TV shows: Savages, From Dusk till Dawn, More
Nationality: Mexican, American