Rob Ford + Brandy Aniston = Sex Tape of the Century
What comes to mind when I say, “Rob Ford“?
Crack cocaine? Hilarious GIFs? Chris Farley?
We could play this Rob Ford-word association game all day, but I doubt that sex is one thing you would associate with Rob Ford (even though he did state he eats his wife’s pussy a lot in a press conference).
Despite his grotesque appearance and erratic behavior, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford could be starring in his very own celebrity sex tape with adult superstar Brandy Aniston.
Check this out – http://www.robfordsoundboard.com/
Biography
Brandy Aniston (born October 19, 1986 in Orange County, California) is an American pornographic actress.

Born	October 19, 1986 (age 27) Orange County, California, U.S.
Other names	Brandi Aniston, Brandi Bryant, Tatum Pierce
Ethnicity	Caucasian
Height	5 ft 4 in (1.63 m)
Weight	105 lb (48 kg; 7.5 st)
Spouse(s)	Barry Scott
No. of adult films	1

TMZ has learned that Vivid Radio is set to make an offer to Rob Ford to star in his own celebrity sex tape because why the hell not? He already smoked crack as Mayor, which wasn’t enough to get him to step down. Why not really push things to the limit by getting him to star in his own sex tape?

When asked the obvious question of, “Why would you ever want to film a Rob Ford sex tape?” Vivid star Brandy Aniston said that she came up with the idea. She wants to co-star in the sex tape because she thinks, “He’s kinda cute, in a big, teddy bear kind of way.”
Well, at least that gives me some hope that Brandy Aniston will find me cute in a big, teddy bear kind of way.
The Rob Ford sex tape parody is already online. So Brandy Aniston might want to act fast. 

Normally I’d just laugh this offer off because it’s so ridiculous. However, I would say that Rob Ford accepting this chance to film a sex tape with Brandy Aniston is as ridiculous as Rob Ford denying smoking crack, then admitting smoking crack, using that admission of drug use as an opportunity to announce that he will not be stepping down and that he will be running for re-election in a year.
You just never know with this guy. If he can casually smoke crack, he might film a sex tape.
I know if I were Rob Ford, I’d be powerless to resist Brandy Aniston…and after you see her pictures, I’m sure you would be too:

Rob Ford offered role in porn flick with Brandy Aniston

Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is being offered a starring role in an X-rated movie.
TMZ revealed Tuesday that Vivid Entertainment star Brandy Aniston wants to co-star in an adult video with Ford — who has made worldwide headlines in the wake of his crack cocaine scandal.
The news came just a day after a porn parody video of Ford was posted online by woodrocket.com.
In an interview with Newstalk 1010’s Jim Richards on Tuesday afternoon, Aniston said she thinks Ford is “cute.”
“He’s like a big teddy bear. Who couldn’t think he is cute?” she told the radio host.
Aniston was asked if she would “really go through with this” in the unlikely event Ford agreed.
“I don’t think my bosses would give me much of a choice,” she said.

Rob Ford’s Got Enough Pussy To Eat At Home

The great, big, crack-smoking pride of Toronto is at it again. During a press conference, Rob Ford let it be known that he’s not only the mayor of Toronto, his tongue is also the mayor of Eating Pussy Town.  This is one of the only times I wish that Rob Ford was admitting to being the same alien creature as Alf and was talking about eating cats, but nope, he was talking about putting his sweaty, crack-slobbery mouth on snatch. When Rob isn’t smoking crack, he’s eating the Golden Corral of twat. Rob responded to the rumor that he wanted to munch on a staffer’s vagine by spitting out this vomit-inducing priceless nugget of hilariousness.

“Oh and the last thing was, Olivia Gondeck, it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.”

I’m dying, so when you bury me in the backyard, write on my tombstone: “He Died Listening To Rob Ford Talk About Eating Pussy.”
And I’ll just leave this here:
They should pass this out before every Rob Ford press conference, because you never know what’s going to leap out of his crack-smoking, pussy-eating mouth.