Prince Harry & Meghan Markle practicing Sextape Making 101?
Things aren’t going smooth for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle of late.
First, peasants in Canada are telling the royalties “No, You’re Not Welcome. We Don’t Want To Pay For Your Bullshits” (scroll down for details).
And then we have pussy business like YouPorn dares to suggest the Duchess of Sussex become a porn star. That’s the highest form of Lèse-Majesté… How dare you peasants? You disrespectful peasants must be stoned to death going by Jihadist standard.
Anyway, YouPorn has offered Meghan Markle a job after it was revealed she and Prince Harry would be ‘stepping back’ as senior members of the royal family and becoming financially independent.
While some people are happy they’ve decided to prioritize their family life, others have accused the royal couple of turning their back on the institution.
More still have wondered how they will fund their future lifestyles – despite the fact Meghan was a highly successful actor before even meeting Harry – but those people apparently needn’t worry, as the adult website has a solution for them.
That’s right, YouPorn wants the Duchess of Sussex to oversee their ‘philanthropic endeavors’ to kick-start her new life outside the royal family.
In an open letter to Meghan, Vice President of YouPorn Charlie Hughes wrote, as per the Metro:
At YouPorn we are always looking for ways to give back, but face the challenge of judgement from companies and organisations that do not accept funding from our industry.
You have proven to be someone that comes up with creative solutions and interesting ways to help make the world a better place, even in the face of outdated policies and ways of thinking. For this reason, you are a perfect fit for the position!
Meanwhile, peasants in Canada also deserved to be stoned to death for Lèse-Majesté…
NOT WELCOME: Canada’s Top Newspaper Says Prince Harry and Meghan Must Stay Away
Canada’s largest newspaper has blasted Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s plans to live in the famously friendly country, declaring the royals’ plans as “unconstitutional” and “taboo.”
In a strongly worded editorial, The Globe and Mail says the royal couple’s plan to flee Britain and move to Canada violates laws that keep the once-British-ruled country at arm’s length from their mother monarchy across the pond.
“In response to the sudden announcement of a vague and evolving plan for the Duke and Duchess of Sussex – Prince Harry and Meghan – to move to Canada while remaining part of the Royal Family, the Trudeau government’s response should be simple and succinct: No,” the editorial blasts.
“You are welcome to visit, but so long as you are senior royals, Canada cannot allow you to come to stay … It breaks an unspoken constitutional taboo,” it says.
Plus, 73% of Canadians said they don’t want to pay for the bullshits
That’s downright blasphemous.
And since Meghan Markle Refuses to Move to America Until Trump is OUSTED, and as much as the royal couple wish to be independent, they don’t really have an “Epstein Pedo Island” to move to. Not yet.
As a result, Prince Harry Won’t Be Joining Meghan Markle in Canada, Will Remain in UK Hammering Out Megxit Deal
Meghan Markle once upon a time…
And then something happened… Princess suddenly Tittied No Holds Barred style!
And the rest is history…
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